one house was on fire a serious fire that they called the fire service, after several attempt the phone rang and
a man pick it up.
fireman- - hello!!
the man--please there is a serious fire here a house has set ablaze
fireman --- but we have only one vehicle operating as now but we will manage to come even due there is not enough fuel.
the man-- OK be quick about it.

so as they were comming with their siren and their shouting on reaching the area the caborator exploaded and catch fire due to excessive heat.
surprisingly the fireservice tanker has no watter inside because the man on duty last night used the water for his domestic use.
everybody rush to the fireservice tanker with bucket of water and sands to stop the fire because there are no more fireservice vehicle around to call to stop both the fireservice car and the building on fire. luckily for them there were a watersupply tanker comming,he helped to stop both the fireservice and the building on fire.
The watersupplyman distributes his business card andadviced them when next such a thing happens just call me him instead of calling fireservice cause he is more reliable.

u ty sha

all ur errors are listed below
a house has set ablaze
comming with their siren nd their shouting
fireservice tanker has no watter inside because the man on duty last night used the water for his domestic use. wtf?

such a thing happens just call me him?? incredible

good luck next time

tj_tj:

all your errors are listed below
a house has set ablaze
comming with their siren nd their shouting
fireservice tanker has no watter inside because the man on duty last night used the water for his domestic use. wtf?

such a thing happens just call me him?? incredible

good luck next time

BAD BOI INC.

A mans house is on fire so he immediately runs outside and after walking for about one kilometer in order to get a signal on his mobile phone finally called the Nigerian fireservice.

Caller; Hello, Hello please I need help, my house is on fire
Fireman; Where do you live sir
Caller; No. 2 Vincent street off kingdom highway
Fireman; We dont know that address
Caller; Please its not difficult to locate, just come to kingdom highway my wife will be waiting for you there
Fireman; In that case, is the road to your street tarred cos the shock absorbers on our truck are not good
Caller; The road is manageable please hurry.
Fireman; O.k what about water?
Caller; I dont understand
Fireman; Do you have a borehole in your compound??
Caller; Yes, please come now
Fireman; What about light??
Caller; Light for what?
Fireman; Light to pump the water
Caller; Why would you need to pump water, my house is burning
Fireman; Cos there is no light here to pump water into our truck, so we would just use your own water.
Caller; O.k please come already
Fireman; I'm sorry we will not be able to make it after all, cos I have just been informed that the driver is currently queueing at Oando filling station to buy fuel.
Caller; I DON DIE!!
Fireman; Please sir we advise that you to please move as far away from the house and start praying for rain to fall. have a merry christmas sir.

Thanks to Esss or I wouldn't have understood wtf that illiterate guy (the poster) was talking about.

Suga_Lips:

Thanks to Esss or I wouldn't have understood wtf that illiterate guy (the poster) was talking about.

That is too harsh,take it easy

Good joke ESS

Poster,u wasted my time,pls dont post jokes again,try in a decade

tommyex:

Good joke ESS

Poster,u wasted my time,please don't post jokes again,try in a decade

lol perverts

Thug Life:

That is too harsh,take it easy

@Thug Life, the truth always sounds harsh.

. . . .and tastes bitter.

, smells sour

ok, I'm done with that. I think he gets the point.

nice 1 ess but nxt time dont post jokes on some one's thread unless they ask u to, aiight

no thaz 2 Esss

ok,i get it

we wrote the joke together and my own version has to come this way if not it wouldn't be a joke.
           my own na remix am coming with another bomb.

Suga_Lips:

Thanks to Esss or I wouldn't have understood wtf that illiterate guy (the poster) was talking about.

     take it easy now abi we dey fight?

Take cover he wants to post another joke

i rather not be here

this one na portokri language so that I won't find it difficult in writing English, translator dey stanby

*Walks away*

Nice one Eass

abeg bros no do like that now, you no wan be my customer?

Migines:

*Walks away*

U be gay. , ,

If u dey find customer, anusman or ituen will do just fine.

Migines:

If u dey find customer, anusman or ituen will do just fine.

you know wetin I go give you discount for any clic.

crazykid:

You be gay. , ,

they no even accept me sef

@All atleast the joke was real, Not copied and pasted like most dudes here.

@oziomatv You try _{shun say you dey confused about ur sex}, but i dey feel u.

thank you my brother the thing no be small

Wtf?

tope_teadr:

Wtf?

I be like sey you no dey f**k again na im make you dey shout wtf.
take am easy.