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Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:28pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
one house was on fire a serious fire that they called the fire service, after several attempt the phone rang and a man pick it up. fireman- - hello!! the man--please there is a serious fire here a house has set ablaze fireman --- but we have only one vehicle operating as now but we will manage to come even due there is not enough fuel. the man-- OK be quick about it. so as they were comming with their siren and their shouting on reaching the area the caborator exploaded and catch fire due to excessive heat. surprisingly the fireservice tanker has no watter inside because the man on duty last night used the water for his domestic use. everybody rush to the fireservice tanker with bucket of water and sands to stop the fire because there are no more fireservice vehicle around to call to stop both the fireservice car and the building on fire. luckily for them there were a watersupply tanker comming,he helped to stop both the fireservice and the building on fire. The watersupplyman distributes his business card andadviced them when next such a thing happens just call me him instead of calling fireservice cause he is more reliable. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by mystikalb2(m): 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
u ty sha |
Re: Naija Fire Service by tjtj1(m): 9:15pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
all ur errors are listed below a house has set ablaze comming with their siren nd their shouting fireservice tanker has no watter inside because the man on duty last night used the water for his domestic use. wtf? such a thing happens just call me him?? incredible good luck next time |
Re: Naija Fire Service by ThugLife1(m): 10:39pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
tj_tj:BAD BOI INC. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by Esss(m): 11:05pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
A mans house is on fire so he immediately runs outside and after walking for about one kilometer in order to get a signal on his mobile phone finally called the Nigerian fireservice. Caller; Hello, Hello please I need help, my house is on fire Fireman; Where do you live sir Caller; No. 2 Vincent street off kingdom highway Fireman; We dont know that address Caller; Please its not difficult to locate, just come to kingdom highway my wife will be waiting for you there Fireman; In that case, is the road to your street tarred cos the shock absorbers on our truck are not good Caller; The road is manageable please hurry. Fireman; O.k what about water? Caller; I dont understand Fireman; Do you have a borehole in your compound?? Caller; Yes, please come now Fireman; What about light?? Caller; Light for what? Fireman; Light to pump the water Caller; Why would you need to pump water, my house is burning Fireman; Cos there is no light here to pump water into our truck, so we would just use your own water. Caller; O.k please come already Fireman; I'm sorry we will not be able to make it after all, cos I have just been informed that the driver is currently queueing at Oando filling station to buy fuel. Caller; I DON DIE!! Fireman; Please sir we advise that you to please move as far away from the house and start praying for rain to fall. have a merry christmas sir. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by SugaLips(f): 11:11pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Thanks to Esss or I wouldn't have understood wtf that illiterate guy (the poster) was talking about. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by ThugLife1(m): 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Suga_Lips:That is too harsh,take it easy |
Re: Naija Fire Service by tommyex(m): 11:23pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Good joke ESS Poster,u wasted my time,pls dont post jokes again,try in a decade |
Re: Naija Fire Service by ThugLife1(m): 11:35pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
tommyex: |
Re: Naija Fire Service by showbobo(m): 11:46pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
lol perverts |
Re: Naija Fire Service by SugaLips(f): 11:48pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Thug Life: @Thug Life, the truth always sounds harsh. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 11:49pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
. . . .and tastes bitter. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by kronkykay(m): 12:28am On Jan 06, 2008 |
, smells sour |
Re: Naija Fire Service by SugaLips(f): 12:30am On Jan 06, 2008 |
ok, I'm done with that. I think he gets the point. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by tjtj1(m): 2:42am On Jan 06, 2008 |
nice 1 ess but nxt time dont post jokes on some one's thread unless they ask u to, aiight |
Re: Naija Fire Service by mystikalb2(m): 12:08pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
no thaz 2 Esss |
Re: Naija Fire Service by ThugLife1(m): 6:04pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
ok,i get it |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 6:05pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
we wrote the joke together and my own version has to come this way if not it wouldn't be a joke. my own na remix am coming with another bomb. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 6:09pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
Suga_Lips:take it easy now abi we dey fight? |
Re: Naija Fire Service by tjtj1(m): 6:27pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
Take cover he wants to post another joke |
Re: Naija Fire Service by mimiko(f): 7:01pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
i rather not be here |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:12pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
this one na portokri language so that I won't find it difficult in writing English, translator dey stanby |
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 7:16pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
*Walks away* |
Re: Naija Fire Service by CrazyMan(m): 7:23pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
Nice one Eass |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:23pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
abeg bros no do like that now, you no wan be my customer? Migines: |
Re: Naija Fire Service by CrazyMan(m): 7:27pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
U be gay. , , |
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 7:30pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
If u dey find customer, anusman or ituen will do just fine. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:47pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
Migines:you know wetin I go give you discount for any clic. crazykid:they no even accept me sef |
Re: Naija Fire Service by benjay1(m): 10:03pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
@All atleast the joke was real, Not copied and pasted like most dudes here. @oziomatv You try shun say you dey confused about ur sex, but i dey feel u. |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 10:25pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
thank you my brother the thing no be small |
Re: Naija Fire Service by topeteadr(m): 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
Wtf? |
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 9:23am On Jan 07, 2008 |
tope_teadr:I be like sey you no dey f**k again na im make you dey shout wtf. take am easy. |
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