rules for dating my daughter
Rule One'
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two'
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her,so long as you do not peer atanything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughters body, I will remove them.
Rule Three'
I am aware that is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise.You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in placeto your waist.
Rule Four'
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sexwithout utilizing a"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

You are suspended. mtchew

larride: You are suspended. mtchew

....Na bad head u b o,u coment,no body else gree coment







abi bird sheet 4 ur head

~vicky~:

night don reach u,cme go sleep

Adecement2: ....Na bad head u b o,u coment,no body else gree coment







abi bird sheet 4 ur head

SHARAP DIA



HE-SHE-GOAT

~vicky~:



what abt u.........

sweetheart

Acidosis:

sweetheart

4 my thread...Atomic boob land for your head!

Adecement2: 4 my thread...Atomic boob land for your head!

Atomic poo fall in your mouth

Acidosis:
Atomic poo fall in your mouth

...c mouth...lyk pite toilet




go huge transformer

dis is dry! mtchew

Jojo Armani: Dis animal name caught my attention for my zoo. Please de animal name is confusing me. Specify wella so dat I will know where to put am.
*** dis animal go make sence***

Sorry bro but the problem is that we can't decide which one he is, he's neither HE or SHE...

Me dey bored fa...I nee a touchin story