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My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Adecement2: 12:16pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
rules for dating my daughter Rule One' If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two' You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her,so long as you do not peer atanything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughters body, I will remove them. Rule Three' I am aware that is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise.You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in placeto your waist. Rule Four' I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sexwithout utilizing a"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by larride(m): 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
You are suspended. mtchew |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Adecement2: 6:41pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
larride: You are suspended. mtchew....Na bad head u b o,u coment,no body else gree coment abi bird sheet 4 ur head |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Nobody: 7:01pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Adecement2: 7:15pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by larride(m): 7:49pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Adecement2: ....Na bad head u b o,u coment,no body else gree coment SHARAP DIA HE-SHE-GOAT |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Nobody: 8:35pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Adecement2: night don reach u,cme go sleep what abt u......... |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Acidosis(m): 8:52pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
~vicky~: sweetheart |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Adecement2: 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Acidosis:4 my thread...Atomic boob land for your head! |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Acidosis(m): 9:39pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Adecement2: 4 my thread...Atomic boob land for your head!Atomic poo fall in your mouth |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Adecement2: 12:40am On Sep 07, 2012 |
Acidosis:...c mouth...lyk pite toilet go huge transformer |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Nobody: 9:14am On Sep 07, 2012 |
dis is dry! mtchew |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by larride(m): 12:22pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: Dis animal name caught my attention for my zoo. Please de animal name is confusing me. Specify wella so dat I will know where to put am. Sorry bro but the problem is that we can't decide which one he is, he's neither HE or SHE... |
Re: My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter by Adecement2: 3:57pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Me dey bored fa...I nee a touchin story |
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