Worms


Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed intofour separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class - "What canyou learn from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said

- "As longas you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.":-


Did you ever notice that musicians play and doctors practice, but the rest of us work for a living?


Failed driving test
Q: Why did akpos fail his driving test?
A: Because he was not usedto being in the front seat.