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What Happens When ....? by engrtee(f): 10:19am On Sep 09, 2012
Now...what if MEN got PREGNANT!


~ Maternity leave would last for two years....with full pay.

~There would be a cure for stretch marks.

~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

~Morning sickness would rankas the nation's #1 health problem.

~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

~Children would be kept in thehospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

~They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.


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