I am a person dat has no patience wen it comes to food, nd my skul happens to be unimaid. The only place u will be served food immediately is in d restaurant, nd u knw food dere is costly. I Mormoni as a local champion from Yola in Adamawa State no dey carry last! I go to dese restaurants during the first 15 days of any month, but as time dey go, guy man don dey enter reserve.... The only way out is to start eating from d fast foods around nd oda local joints.... Due my impatience, I couldn't stand waiting in d fast food my frends introduced me to.... So I collected d guy's number so dat I can make order 20 minutes b4 my arrival. I also collected d number of one woman Wey dey fry akara so dat if my broke high I go turn to her... The problem now is how to order 4 my meal wen I am with my female frends nd oda guys around my area... I usually scatter bread nd egg for dat fast food nd den follow it with pure water... So anytime I call d fast food, I will ask him to make SANDWICH ( I used to indicate weda half or full) because na one loaf I dey scatter... Me no dey joke 4 dis one oo. Anytime I call my akara woman, I go say keep BURGER for me ma (meaning bread nd akara) na #100 akara nd one loaf Wey I dey scatter 4 dat side.... The thing come red for me one day Wen my frend said she wants to eat burger with me (I come dey sweat like die), my temperature come rise, shitt come break inside my belle.... Na dat day I run mad till today!

There is joy in madness

No be small thing oo

My fellow MAD MAN

This is indeed a story.

MADNESS IS THE WAY FORWARD

larride: My fellow MAD MAN

This is indeed a story.

MADNESS IS THE WAY FORWARD

thank u mad man. how ur own come start na??


I respect madness

That will be a story for another day my broda

I respect madness

larride: That will be a story for another day my broda

I respect madness

okay my broda. May our madness never heal


The greatest joy is in madness

Yes bro


there is no greater joy than MADNESS

larride: Yes bro


there is no greater joy than MADNESS

mormoni: I am a person dat has no patience wen it comes to food, nd my skul happens to be unimaid. The only place u will be served food immediately is in d restaurant, nd u knw food dere is costly. I Mormoni as a local champion from Yola in Adamawa State no dey carry last! I go to dese restaurants during the first 15 days of any month, but as time dey go, guy man don dey enter reserve.... The only way out is to start eating from d fast foods around nd oda local joints.... Due my impatience, I couldn't stand waiting in d fast food my frends introduced me to.... So I collected d guy's number so dat I can make order 20 minutes b4 my arrival. I also collected d number of one woman Wey dey fry akara so dat if my broke high I go turn to her... The problem now is how to order 4 my meal wen I am with my female frends nd oda guys around my area... I usually scatter bread nd egg for dat fast food nd den follow it with pure water... So anytime I call d fast food, I will ask him to make SANDWICH ( I used to indicate weda half or full) because na one loaf I dey scatter... Me no dey joke 4 dis one oo. Anytime I call my akara woman, I go say keep BURGER for me ma (meaning bread nd akara) na #100 akara nd one loaf Wey I dey scatter 4 dat side.... The thing come red for me one day Wen my frend said she wants to eat burger with me (I come dey sweat like die), my temperature come rise, shitt come break inside my belle.... Na dat day I run mad till today!

There is joy in madness

madmen!!!

Yes we are MAD

I pity yhu

PretiEbony: I pity yhu

common leave the madmen alone!! na you born them


THERE IS JOY IN MADNESS!!

Thank u fEllow mad men

mormoni: Thank u fEllow mad men

madness is the way forward!!

My greatest nairaland madmen, mek i tel una as my own use start o, na one day o, me n my frnds follow commot to go smoke igbo(ganja aka herbal medcine), as we reach, all of us take one one tap, frm 1 to two two, frm 2 to 3 3, nahm one of us come talk sa hm smoke pass me, i disagree, so our 2 come dey challenge each other, oboy, frm 3 to 4, 4 to 5, 5 to 6 so teeee the guy wey dey supply the ganja, run at off the tin o, only smal come remain, so we come mixam wit coco(white powder) me i nvr test dat one b4, i no knw say my frnd na guru 4 coco, as i draw d fast one, some tin knack my brain dring dring dring, i stil no hear word, i draw d 2nd 1 somtin tel me wit big voice 4 my mind " O BOY USE UR HEAD OO" i no stil hear word, i come close my eyes draw d 3rd 1, as i open my eyes, i no recognise wia i dey again, i no even recognise my frnds, i cari big stick flog dat one wey bin dey challenge me 4 head, all of dem run. I come dey hear different voices, one say " oboy u dn dey mad o" d oda 1 say " na correct tin joor" dsam 2nd voice come tel me say " guy u be !di0t? Wetin dis cloth stil dey do 4 ur body, comon removam enter bush vry fast" i obeyam o, since den i hv bin leavin a free life, i no dey tink of moni, to chop no be my problem, i slip comfortably at nyt along d road, notin concern me concern insecurity. Am proud to be a honorable madman. Abeg mek una clap 4 me jor, e no easy

@odizzy, welcome to the madmen club. Madness is the only honorable way of living.

In Madness we trust.

@odizzy u ar welcome



Madness na u dey rain

Madness is the way forward