A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta
help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?"

The guy says, Every morning I wake up with my
'morning flagpole', I give the missus a quick
one, then go to work.

On the way to work I car pool with the next door
neighbor's wife who gives me a Mouth Action during
the ride to work,

Once I get to work I do some work and at morning
tea time I go into the photocopy room and have
it off with the one of the young office girls.

At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and
give her a good bonking,

For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good
servicing,

I then go home and slip the maid a few inches,
Then at night I give the missus another screw,

"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."

That is a pest

A woman posts an ad in the paper that looks like
this:

Looking for man with these qualifications:
1. Won't beat me up.
2. Won't run away.
3. Great in bed.

She got lots of phone calls but met someone
perfect at her door. The man she met said, "Hi
I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up, I
have no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are
great in bed?"

To which Bob replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't
I?

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and
his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute,
loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and
pass in front of a very large gorilla, the
gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting
and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,
and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets
even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just
about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your
dress up your thighs, this drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the
hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her
in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you
have a headache."

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital
donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.
They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to
donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and
they chatted some more before going their
separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman
meet again at the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed)
"Unh unh."

Men i dont wnat to know if this is C&P or not!
Ur jokes are off the hook.
Thumbs up!!!!!
Wonderful

tanks uzzyan
preciate

Little Johnnie sees his Daddy's car passing the
play-ground and go into the woods. Curious, he
follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in
a "Passionate Embrace". Johnnie finds this so
exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to tell his mother excitedly:

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
layed down on the seat, then Daddy, "

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnnie, this is such an interesting story.
Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you
tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnnie to tell
his story, so Johnnie starts his story, describing
the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
down on the seat, and,

", then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in
the army."

Nice man

Tanx man, i suddenly hv begun 2 feel der is still hope 4 dis land!!

Uve gat jokes

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! U actualy made a me laf!!
Equlibrium, wil u be my court jester??
I promise its perks r at par wif a Minister's??
Wat say yee!!!

tj_tj:

Uve gat jokes

Yeah right

Lol gunpoint hes styl in a contract wit me

den i'l jst shoot u and dereby liquidated ur damn contract!!!

equlibrium:

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and
his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute,
loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and
pass in front of a very large gorilla, the
gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting
and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband
suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,
and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets
even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just
about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your
dress up your thighs, this drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the
hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her
in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you
have a headache."

THIS JOKE I LOVE BEST COS IT SHOWS HOW IT REALLY PAIN MEN WHEN LADIES TELL THEM " I HAVE GOT A HEADACHE" when they say "OYA NOW"

Lol man dat looks like u wen they told you ur birth certificate expired. nd u cant touch me cos am always wit a flak jacket

Is that true?

;d ;d ;d

Ye

Ok o

indeed u are at an equilibrium good one

THIS JOKE IS OVER 1YEAR
BUT ITS REAL FUNNY
9ICE 1

aww