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Funniest Joke So Far by odereghi(m): 11:14am On Mar 16, 2010
2 boys where to represent their school in a quiz competition. the school principal ordered that the 2 boys should come to his office for an interview.

       this is what happened; the principal called the first,

principal:    first person (the youngest boy rushes in)

principal:    what is your name?

boy:            Idowu Martins

principal:     who is the first scientist that discovered the cell and in what year?

boy:             Robert Hook, 1665

principal:      do you believe his theories?

boy:             no, it has not been properly proven.

principal's remark:   excellent, now call me the next person.

   (when idowu got outside, the other boy tried to ask him the answers)

Idowu:    1st-  Robert Hook, 2nd-  1665, 3rd-  no it has not been properly proven.

   (as they were still discussing, the principal shouted from his office)

principal:    next person please,

     (older boy rushes in and this is what he said)


older boy:    Robbert Hook

principal:      oh, i see. so, what is your name?

older boy:    1665

principal:      are you out of your senses?

older boy:     no, it has not been properly proven.

principal:      get out of my office, out of my office now, get out.

            (and that was the end)

Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Ben13: 11:54am On Mar 16, 2010
na real wah
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by dani1luv: 4:22pm On Mar 16, 2010
Apparently its the worstest I have ever come accross wink
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Ben13: 6:28pm On Mar 16, 2010
Speak inglish, pls. Are you Robert Hooke? cheesy
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Jibson999(m): 6:43pm On Mar 16, 2010
@poster i know where u heard dis joke. A film from the 80's gbenga,
U made it less funny though
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by dani1luv: 6:46pm On Mar 16, 2010
Ben-10:

Speak inglish, pls. Are you Robert Hooke? cheesy
dani1luv:

Apparently its the worstest I have every come accross wink

chai. .ben you be goat. .ewu grin cheesy
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Arcani: 8:17pm On Mar 16, 2010
@POSTER!
If you no sabi the joke beg someone to help you out. I have seen this b4 but I wont do you the favour of posting the correct version,  SHIOR!!!

wink
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Pogistega(m): 2:42pm On Mar 18, 2010
Dryest joke so far.
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by studio43(m): 7:21pm On Mar 18, 2010
the poster help una attach him picture join the stale joke.  grin
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by kasilly(m): 7:50pm On Mar 18, 2010
na lie you just want tell us say na you be the older boy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by studio43(m): 7:52pm On Mar 18, 2010
why u dey dry teeths for sun like sallah ram na?
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by kasilly(m): 7:54pm On Mar 18, 2010
abeg no use the guy cure na wole soyinka teach am
Ben-10:

Speak inglish, pls. Are you Robert Hooke? cheesy
dani1luv:

Apparently its the worstest I have ever come accross wink
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by studio43(m): 7:56pm On Mar 18, 2010
Lol,
sha ma rora
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by Dyt(f): 10:41pm On Mar 18, 2010
Hey dat guy is wanted
Re: Funniest Joke So Far by odereghi(m): 4:27pm On Mar 21, 2010
you people wanna kill me:
i only wanted to make you laugh not knowing it will fetch me insults,
all the same; many thanks.

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