Mr. Ibu earns his living clowning. For over 2 decades, he has remained one of Nigeria’s first-class wits. Slapstick or sitcom, any genre of comedy is right up his path. He is best of the best in an ‘overflowing world of comedians’; a Katt Williams and Lee Evans rolled into one. But unknown to many, Mr. Ibu, whose real name is John Okafor has a burning desire.

The Enugu State-born thespian in a recent interview gave what many would tag ‘Soccer Shocker when he said he would not mind to be interred at Stamford Bridge, the home ground of European Champions, Chelsea Football Club. He said: “Yes of course, blue is the colour of my blood. It runs in my blood stream. I will remain a Chelsea fan until I die. When you love something, you must be addicted to it. A typical example is Indian hemp smokers. They only understand languages relating to Indian hemp. When an Indian hemp smoker is talking, his spirit can automatically tell him to shut up and he will obey. The same Indian hemp spirit can equally order him to pull off his clothes and go naked. The message I am passing to you is that I am completely addicted to the affairs of Chelsea as a football team. I love Chelsea so much that I don’t care if I’m buried at Stamford Bridge.

“Funny enough, all Chelsea victories are magical. If you want to know whether I am a true fan of Chelsea ask me the names of all their players and the positions they play. I can also tell you the best player in every position. Anelka was a roving player that helps other strikers when he was around. The only problem he had was inconsistency. He does well, sometimes he functions well, and some other times he does not. My problem with Mata is that he is a one legged player. Hulk is supposed to be with us but I do not know what happened. I call him Incredible Hulk because he wears the look. I am happy that Hazard is now with us and has been doing very well since he came on board.” He added.

The full interviewed was published in the current edition of Entertainment Express Newspaper.

http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/09/15/i-want-buried-stamford-bridge-nollywood-actor-mr-ibu/

See as my man dey analyse Chelsea. Meanwhile, lol @ the Indian Hemp analogy. This man no well at all.

4 him mind abi, no b only Stamford bridge...................if Dem burry am der, make i die.

lol.
He's a joker for reals!!!

why nt white house

Mr Ibu!, ur head dey dia!

edlion57: why nt white house

abi 3rd mainland bridge or carter bridge. even river niger bridge is there. that one is closer to his ancestors

Up blues. Its in our blood always

lol!

No be only stanford bridge, na for river niger bridge dem go bury am

Stamford bridge....indeed,na Onikan stadium dem go bury am....and this made it to the front page..nairaland,Seun you are loosing it.wetin concern us for person burial.

Like the club gave a f.uuck about him. Why don't he ask to be interred in his home town or rather state where a novelty match would be played in his honour? And a fully recognised state funeral would be accorded to this illustrious son by his people. Luckily he is a clown so I would not say he has shot himself in the foot going by his statement!!!

Mstchew.

hehehe..so mr ibu like better thing.when im die and them bury am 4 aba cemetry or im back yard,he fit resurrect carry imself go stamford

Na today i know say u be alien mr ibu, ur blood na blue abi

haters gon' hate.

He is just clowning around!

up blues...even mr ibu na chelsea fan...

I did laff sha...dts d idea afterall.

Mr. Ibu is not well...He's a real clown.
'You can imagine his analysis about an indian hemp addict'.
So he sabi football like this.

freecocoa: Mstchew.

why U̶̲̥̅̊‎​​ kum dey hiss? Haters...

@OP..pls tell me u rephrased those lines of his nd stil didnt relate them in reported speech anyway.. Yes!! Tell me he spoke in pidgin nd u decided to relate it to us in plain english 'cos i find it difficult to believe that he spoke such english as we all know him 4 pidgin english d type of movie he's acting doesn't matter.

tellwsdom: Mr Ibu?? Another boko haram??

u dull pas fish

Why shld that make front page ?how does that affect d price of garri in d mkt?am going 2 quit nairaland 4 this.

Don't mind me O.
The comments were few, but the number of viewers indicated otherwise. I got tempted. No be my fault.

BTW, what is wrong in a guy broadcasting his last wish about where he wants to be interred. You don't like it?
- Go swim in a well.
- Use ur head to demolish 3rd Mainland bridge.
- Go mop the river Niger.
- Go wash a live transformer.

a) Do all of the above.
b) Thunder fire you.
c) Kindly migrate to another thread.
Choose one.

The day e happen, Chelsea go go relegation and no go come out again.

Mr Ibu...good 2 dream but u aint recognized. U better buy a land in ur village n ask 2 be buried there with chelseas jersey n other chelsea's outfits/effizzies (such as blue coffin, flag n many more)

This man will not stop to be funny!

A typical example is Indian hemp smokers. They only understand languages relating to Indian hemp. When an Indian hemp smoker is talking, his spirit can automatically tell him to shut up and he will obey. The same Indian hemp spirit can equally order him to pull off his clothes and go Unclad

This Indian hemp analogy is hilarious! "Indian hemp spirit" indeed!

Guys, this doesn't really mean he should be buried there. He's just trying to show how much he loves Chelsea.