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My mum is not a fan of gossip. Back then when i was still young,a neighbour told my mum that another neighbour was cheating on her husband. Just before she finished her story,the neighbour she was talking about passed. My mum called her and asked the other neighbour to repeat her story...con see stammering.
I did it for my ex-roommate,now she knows better !

Yeah,we emulate them from time to time. I could remember my teenage days,i was a freak for gold,just like my mum.

I talk d same funny way ma dad does. O I love dat man

Lolz,i inherited d no nonesense spirit from my mom and hilarious tendencies from my dad,i use both situations for my favour.lol

THE antelope ears!

I inherited my Dad's kind heart.

My dad's analytical abilities.
Mum's non gossipy nature.

honesty

handsomeness 4rm ma dad n sexy lipz 4rm ma mum

My dads patience and my mums agitation to get outdoors at any given time.

My dad likes tiny waist,boobylicious and assylicious bi't'ch and I do too.

Topic says "Funny things you inherited from your parents". Nothing seems funny so far from the above comments. The OP's sounds funny enough tho!

his thieving ability

My humorous nature comes from my mum, she was a born comedienne.

jogrin0: handsomeness 4rm ma dad n sexy lipz 4rm ma mum

Since when is being handsome and having sexy lips now funny?

I inherited the moustache from my mum..mehn d tin always plenty.even d peeps 4 my villa dey jest me.lol

ocman: honesty

byvan: I inherited my Dad's kind heart.

How is these funny please abi am I missing something?

I inherited Haruna ishola, Yusuf olatunji, Ayinla omowura and Sikiru Ayinde.
Hence, my love for good meaningful and inspiring music.

A jerk from Pop's...and an almost OCD
character frm Ma...

A jerk from Pop...and an almost OCD character frm Ma...

I inherited PROPER TECHNIQUES FOR "MAN HANDLING" A WOMAN which are:

Give her bre.a.sts more attention
Give her a G-Sp.o.t org.as.m
Gently pull her hair
Talk dirty to her
Nibble on her neck
Bring her to climax with oral
Touch her hot spot midaction
Kiss her during se.x
Be more aggressive

My inheritance may be funny to you but useful to me, my father also inherited it from my grandfather.

I can shake my ears to any beat. Inherited that from my dad. Just the both of us can do it among peeps I'v ever met.

One Hundred Trillion Dollars!

...... Zimbabwean" Dollars..

Unfortunately, I'd never lived to learn more from my Father. But my Mother? The woman can Love & care for the whole Africa. Kindness is one thing i know i inherited from her.

Fart while sleeping
I dnt know how to stop pls help

~Bluetooth:
My dad likes tiny waist,boobylicious and assylicious bi't'ch and I do too.

Is ur mum a bi't'ch?

Hiding money in ridiculous places,like inside my shoe,pillowcase,e.t.c......... Got dt from my dad

2686B26D ADD FOR MONEY MAKING OR FUN

Farting in the public, whenever my popman fart in d public choi everybdy must run oh...this habit con master me sotey pple dey run for me

Hmmmm I inherited my dad's humourous character,his mustache and weakness for busty babes cos my mum is d type,while I've got my mum's no nonsense attitude