geogeous: My mum is not a fan of gossip. Back then when i was still young,a neighbour told my mum that another neighbour was cheating on her husband. Just before she finished her story,the neighbour she was talking about passed. My mum called her and asked the other neighbour to repeat her story...con see stammering.
I did it for my ex-roommate,now she knows better !

I know u will never be sincere,u think say we no sabi ur mama ni abeg No d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y lie for us jawe

I got the ability to fight from my dad. Even when i know i will get beaten in a fight, i still go ahead to fight. I tried it when growing up and came back home with a red eye. I don't know why but i never learn lesson because i always get beaten in every fight

Oahray: I can shake my ears to any beat. Inherited that from my dad. Just the both of us can do it among peeps I'v ever met.

@oahray,lolzzz,so u cn actualy mke such moves wit ur ears?i can also dance wit ma ears,knees,stomach nd nose al together bt i dnt knw who i inherited it from

cyara: I got the ability to fight from my dad. Even when i know i will get beaten in a fight, i still go ahead to fight. I tried it when growing up and came back home with a red eye. I don't know why but i never learn lesson because i always get beaten in every fight

ladies don't fight it's thuggish. It is nothing to be proud of

~Bluetooth:
My dad likes tiny waist,boobylicious and assylicious bi't'ch and I do too.

Does that make your mama "bi't'ch" or rather his concubines?
Just asking so next time BE PRECISE!!!

I inherited my mom's hoarding nature. D woman is a hoarder I swear. She goes to parties n collects souvenirs - from plastic buckets to notepads n just hoards them. Never gives out even if she has 50 of each item. Funny thing is she is ready to give u dash u money just don't mess with her hoard of items! I do dat too!!!

Sweating thing especially frm the armpit! I took after my dad lol

My mum used to spit on anything she eating if she didn't want us to eat but we would still eat it anyway because she gave birth to us. I do it for my wife but it doesn't piss her off,she will still eat

cyril83: I inherited PROPER TECHNIQUES FOR "MAN HANDLING" A WOMAN which are:

Give her bre.a.sts more attention
Give her a G-Sp.o.t org.as.m
Gently pull her hair
Talk dirty to her
Nibble on her neck
Bring her to climax with oral
Touch her hot spot midaction
Kiss her during se.x
Be more aggressive

My inheritance may be funny to you but useful to me, my father also inherited it from my grandfather.

ABEG WHERE R U BASED?

i dont know if this counts, but i inherited my dad's handwriting.

white dove:


ABEG WHERE R U BASED?

why do you ask?....lemme have your own 1st, anywayz check this link for hor.ny tutorial https://www.nairaland.com/1175770/proper-techniques-man-handling-woman#14021350

Humility from my Dad and optimism from Mum... Mum is late now tho.

lythia: @oahray,lolzzz,so u cn actualy mke such moves wit ur ears?i can also dance wit ma ears,knees,stomach nd nose al together bt i dnt knw who i inherited it from

maybe we are related... You might just be my paternal great great great great great great grandfather's great great great great great great great grand daughter.

On your list, I can't do the stomach dance... Sadly

omiobo: My mum used to spit on anything she eating if she didn't want us to eat but we would still eat it anyway because she gave birth to us. I do it for my wife but it doesn't piss her off,she will still eat

#yuck#

Mine is not funny I guess. From my mom, I got dis I don't care/nothing bothers me attitude. It pays many times cos no matter hw bad a situation is, she doesn't allow it bother her. Guess it rubbed up on d son of woman. Lol

Ogidi-Olu:



Is ur mum a bi't'ch?

Don't be silly, that's a rhetorical questions. Did he not say he inherited it from his dad? And his dad actually settled for his mom. So. . .

My Pop likes his watches and pen a lot. I took a cue from him.

LMAO @ some people's comment.
Hates some chores my mum gives to me,she doesnt like dirt in the kitchen. Whenever she wants to warm the food,she must tell me to wash the cover of the pot before doing it. So recently went to visit my aunt,and i was commanding her kids to do same. I laughed after realizing what i just did.
Also inherited the commanding spirit from my mum,lol.
Well,from my dad,i think none cos most of the funny stuffs are from my mum

;DInherited dad's superhuman ability to combine bread with anything on earth.

I inherited mi mum kind nd welcomin spirit while frm mi dad i inherited his stubborn spirit never to give up no matter what.

I inherited games nd watchin movies 4rm my dad. Most especially games, i was born wit it, d highest common factor of it is dat i get game for my pc, ps2 4 my house n 4 work. Dat man is mouthed n fully accredited in it 4rm sony computer game, so tay he go wake me up 4 midnight come play we10(d last verson) wit him, no b small b small thng & i dey vex smtime den.

OMG! is dt 4 real@yuzedo

Darey_00: I inherited the moustache from my mum..mehn d tin always plenty.even d peeps 4 my villa dey jest me.lol

you no well.

I inherit my dad's womanizin qualities.omor na 6 wife d man marry o

I inherit my intelligence from my mama gaskiya my Brian hot like lava.

Daleoba: I inherit my dad's womanizin qualities.omor na 6 wife d man marry o

Dats a gr8 Achievement.

my dad's sarcastical sense of humor..#missing him much

When my mum wakes up every mrg,there is this sound her thigh makes,so ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ cud detect she is d one coming in front of ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊,with ur eyez closed,I just learnt my thighs r already making that sound everymrg..my dad's bizy body too

Ma dad is very meticulous...I inherited dat 4rm him,if I drop a pin sumwhr n u move it,I will alwayz knw...den ma mum has diz very funny lookn small head,dat I took 4rm her,ma head is so small dat I ve 2 make big hairstyles 2 compliment

Qeez: Yeah,we emulate them from time to time. I could remember my teenage days,i was a freak for gold,just like my mum.

I Inherited this from my dad.if their any misunderstanding b,w both my dad will refuse to eat her that moment,but in d night d Man will snick into d kiching n eat d food. the following morning they will that topic to setle their misunderstanding. i think i do that too.am try to stop it,but i tell u is not so easy.

My father can make my mother cook a pot of soup with no money with her smiling uncontrollable

He is a corporate clown, a guy man to the core whose only weapon is his wits.
He even made his landlord forget his rent one time back in the days

My father's smile, always smiling. and the ability to listen to both sides. I could remember that we like to consult my dad because of fair judgement. and both side will be happy. myself too, i like to listen to both sides. Also sexy pink lips with the smile is always a turn on for the ladies