A man gave a fake $20 to a blind man by the road side who was begging for alms. The blind man said, excuse me sah,but i have to tell u that your money is fake and i don't like it.
The man was surprised and said, how did u know it's fake?. The blind man replied "well i'm not blind, i'm standing in for my blind friend who always stands here"
The man asked, "and where is your friend?"
The blind man replied "he has gone to the cinema to watch a movie..."

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Ehen atleast u triedt small for dis one


More grease to ur elbows

Boy: Babe, i want to show you something.
Girl: What is it??
Boy: But can i show you this in your room?
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Can we close the door?
Girl: hmmm okay
Boy: Can we close the window?
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Can we turn off the light?
Girl: Yess.
Boy: Grab my hand.
Girl: *grabs his hand* what is it?
Boy: Look at this, my watch glows in the dark!!!

mormoni: Ehen atleast u triedt small for dis one


More grease to ur elbows

Hahaha, tnks buddy expect more...

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Hahaha, tnks buddy expect more...

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Nice one

A woman beat her son for stealing. She asked him, "do you know where stealing would lead you?", the son replied "yes", surprised, the woman asked "where?" and the son replied "NATIONAL ASSEMBLY!!!"

My best joke for tonight.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, A LOVELY COUPLE went on a long walk.
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The remaining story will be published when they return. . . Lmao

My best joke for tonight.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, A LOVELY COUPLE went on a long walk.
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The remaining story will be published when they return. . . Lmao.

A woman beat her son for stealing. She asked him: "do you know where stealin would lead you?", the son replied "yes" surprised,the woman asked "where?" and the son replied "NATIONAL ASSEMBLY".

A nigerian man called his mum from USA
Man: mum, i have AIDS
Mother: heeeee. . .chineke!!! Don't come back home ooo!!
Man: why mama,why now?
Mother: heeey you foolish boy!! You see, if you come back, then your wife wil be infected,from your wife to your brother, from your brother to our maid, from our maid to your daddy,from your daddy to my sister, from my sister to her husband, from her him to me,from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sister, and if your sister gets AIDS heeeey, then the whole village is in trouble ooo!! So i'm begging you in the name of God
Pls save our village ooo!! Don't come back home oo