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| Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by bunmioguns(m): 8:58pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Once all d scientists died and went to heaven. They decided to play hide and seek. Unfortunately Eistein was d one who had d den. He was supposed to count up to 100... and then start searching. Every1 started hiding except Newton. Newton jst drew a square of 1 metre and stood on it in front of Eistein.. .Eistein started counting.......97, 98,99.....100. He opened his eyes only to find Newton standing in front of him, then he said "Newton out..Newton is out" but Newton denied and said dt he was not out... He claimed dt he was not Newton. All d scientist came out and he proved dt he was not Newton, HOW? His proof; Newton said, "i'm standing in a square of area 1 metre square>>>>>dt means i'm Newton per metre square>>>>>>hence i'm Pascal... since newton per metre square = Pascal  1 Like
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| Re: Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by bingbagbo(m): 10:08pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
JOKE GRADING: A REMARKS: YOU ARE TRULY THE JOKER OF THE YEAR REWARD: 2 NIGHTS WITH PRETTIEBONY ....... ...and larride  |
| Re: Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by bunmioguns(m): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: A infact u don finally Kolo  |
| Re: Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by Dyt(f): 10:58pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
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| Re: Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by bunmioguns(m): 11:18pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Dyt: yeah i was expecting dt from u....anyhw..compliment of d season...really a long time......................bt dis ur signature.....hmmmm wht if ur man touches the b1tche |
| Re: Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by Dyt(f): 11:27pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Den I ll kill both |
| Re: Was Isaac Newton Right Or Wrong? by bunmioguns(m): 11:37pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Dyt: Den I ll kill both *whspers in her ear* u mean u will kill ur hubby  . . . I no dey there *walks out quitly* |
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