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Bad Market for 419er subdued by a
friend (Ayo).
Excerpt.......
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me?
Who do you know in UK dat could be
calling?
(Sensing a scam, Ayo threw in a trap…)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you?
(Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't know any
Johnson in UK)
(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the
bait)
Mr. 419: Of course, this is Johnson! How
come you didn't recognize my voice
initially?
(Ayo certain it's a scam, he decided to
punish him verbally and financially. He
had the time that morning so he was
going to assist him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku
gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your
father died, you didn't so much as show
up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e
o! (Your children will repay you with
such). Didn't you hear about his demise?
He was so bitter and full of original and
heavy curses for you.
Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued): I didn't
hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has
leprosy too? You didn't hear about that,
abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I
didn’t hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying himself thoroughly) Too
bad! Is your wife that foolish too? Not
even a word from her after you folks
married without our blessings? If the
husband is not wise, is the wife lame-
witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get
across to you. There's an issue…
(breaking in before he begins his story)
Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o (you
offended me). I sent you money to buy
me a car and you just disappeared.
When am I having my money back? U
want me to curse you too like ur father
did? I don't have his kind of patience o!
I'm sure u know. I won't wait that long
before I give u what u deserve. Epe
buruku niun se fun o! (I'll pronounce
wicked curses on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is
important..
Ayo: Shut up!! When are u sending
money home? Haba! We sent u to
school, clothed u and sent u abroad, Are
u now a 419?
(PHONE CUTS)

lol

hahahhahah, its too funny and too stupid!