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Adultery And Fornication by Hezekiah65(m): 10:22pm On Sep 27, 2012
Son: dad, i am in luv. Dad: who is she? Son: its Angelila d neighbour's daughter. Dad: don't do it, dats called FORNICATION. Son: dad y? Dad: bcoz i am also datin her mom. Son: dats also called ADULTERY. Dad: yea, i am ADULT and she is also ADULT and ADULTERY is meant 4 ADULT. Son: den, i am FUTURE leader and she is also FUTURE leader, so FORNICATION is meant 4 FUTURE leaders
Re: Adultery And Fornication by Lagusta(m): 10:38pm On Sep 27, 2012
The joke try.... E no dry but e tryyyyyyyy......


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Re: Adultery And Fornication by searay(m): 11:07pm On Sep 27, 2012
Where is the joke?
ThREAD CLOSED!
Re: Adultery And Fornication by Rajivol(m): 12:17am On Sep 28, 2012
A man was having sex with his boss wife at her house when suddenly thieves broke in. The man went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house. when he arrived home, his wife asked,"why are you naked??".....
The man replied,
"well, i was attacked by thieves on my way home, they took everything from me".... wife,"so why is a condom on your penis ??"....
Man,"well, as a grown up man,
...
i couldn't run home completely naked.
i had to cover some parts."

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Re: Adultery And Fornication by Rajivol(m): 12:18am On Sep 28, 2012
Teacher 2 peter: why did u laff?
peter: I saw a strap of ur bra.
Teacher: GET OUT! No class 4 u 4 a week.
emeka laffs* Teacher: why re u laffin?
emeka: I saw both straps of ur bra.
Teacher: GET OUT! No class 4 u 4 a month.
She bends down 2 pick a chalk nd akpos starts walkin out.
Teacher: akpos, why are u goin out?
akpos: wit wat I saw, I tink my school days re ova.....

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Re: Adultery And Fornication by MrHacker(m): 9:44am On Sep 28, 2012
Rajivol:
Teacher: akpos, why are u goin out?
akpos: wit wat I saw, I tink my school days re ova.....
hahaha akpos na real bad boy
Re: Adultery And Fornication by JojoArmani(m): 11:28am On Sep 28, 2012
dis akpors wetin we go am . grin grin grin dat joke really got me rollin in laughter
Re: Adultery And Fornication by Cabsso(m): 11:43am On Sep 28, 2012
Jojo Armani: dis akpors wetin we go am . grin grin grin dat joke really got me rollin in laughter
In lecture hall burst out in lafta fellow student lookin at. Apkors na confirm bad boy hahaha!!!
Re: Adultery And Fornication by Cabsso(m): 11:51am On Sep 28, 2012
Jojo Armani: dis akpors wetin we go am . grin grin grin dat joke really got me rollin in laughter
In lecture hall burst out in lafta fellow student lookin at me. Apkors na confirm bad boy hahaha!!!

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