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An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by Allenpowered(m): 2:31pm On Jun 08, 2005 |
If u've not seen this hope u get to laff... My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Love Mom. PS(NOTE): Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realised, I had already sealed off this letter. Buy-Buy. Moda |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by Chigszy(f): 4:02pm On Jun 08, 2005 |
@Allenpowered that was very very funny!! cracked me up real bad especially the last part about not sending the money!!!! hahahahahaha |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by Ra(f): 2:01am On Jun 09, 2005 |
A good one , a very good one! |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by Seun(m): 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2005 |
Heh. Sometimes one wants to Nigerianize some of these jokes. I don't know if Nigerianization makes the joke more or less funny. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by Chigszy(f): 3:14pm On Jun 09, 2005 |
@seun but he did not try to nigerialise it like you said (if that was what you meant), it was about an[b] indian[/b] mother writing to her daughter... |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by tayotina(f): 5:19pm On Jun 09, 2005 |
Allen, that was splendid, especially the fourth paragraph (am sure you still don't know whether he's an uncle or an aunt. I was almost choking on my breath. Nice one boy!!! |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by hotpikin(f): 7:57pm On Jun 09, 2005 |
LOL |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by IAH(f): 7:53pm On Jun 10, 2005 |
Allenpowered: LOL! hahahahaha!! |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by dominobaby(f): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2005 |
Hmm, Allen, this is really nice, you got ma ribs in parts. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by mamba(m): 6:18pm On Jun 12, 2005 |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by kemmy(f): 3:01pm On Jun 25, 2005 |
I still dey laff......funny enough, i JUST DEY PASS THIS SIDE SINCE....,na today I just say make I even see am sef.....ha............ ha............ ha............ ha.......... |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by hotangel2(f): 6:17am On Jun 26, 2005 |
What the Hell is this?? lol. Okay.... It's one of the funniest jokes ever, got me cracking up ah ah.. Funny stuff |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by diakim(m): 6:15pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
The joke is not original...The Original is more funny..Try not to versionize(if there's any word like that) other's jokes. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by hotangel2(f): 6:18pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
Don't hate, Aprreciate.. besides, What's the original? I ain't seen the joke before. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by pkrix(m): 8:48pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
This is simply the baddest and funkiest joke I've come across of this forum. He was to fulfil his father's wish of being buried at his desired place and he died in the course of fulfilling it. I laugh until I cry. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by loma(m): 2:21am On Jul 13, 2005 |
A jet airliner is in trouble due to a fuel leak. The captain comes on the radio and states they are jettisoning all luggage to save weight and make it to an airport. A few minutes later, he asks the passengers to toss out everything even their seat covers and stand if necessary. This still isn't enough so he asks for volunteers to jump out. Of course no one comes forward. He then says,"since otherwise we crash and all die, I'll do this alphabetically.. "Are there any African-Americans on board?" No one comes forward..... "Are there any Blacks on board?" No one comes forward.... Are there any Coloreds on board?" Still nothing... Back at their seat, a little Black girl turns to her mother and asks, "Momma, aren't we all those things?" The mother looks down and replies, "No honey, today we are Negroes." |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by brownlolly(m): 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2005 |
now i wonder where on earth you got something like that.but it show how talented u are.c'mon burst inti limelight n bcome a comedian like i go die and ali baba |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by olaotan(m): 12:47pm On Aug 09, 2005 |
check this out. Nnamdi Azikwe,Awolowo and Tafawa Balewa represented nija in an international confrence in london.after much talk and debate the host been the Queen decided to host the delegates in Buckinham palace,there was eough to eat and drink.the cutleries were all made of pure 18carat british gold. immediately my nna bro noticed this he started calcuting its worth in naira and before u say Zik 1 set has disappeared into his pockets,Awo was still planning his move but however noticed zik hide a 1 set Mallam Tafa was busy chewing Kolanut, Awo stood up and hit his knife on the wine glass to attract the other delegates attention,gaining thier attention he made this speech Awo; hnm ,on behalf of Federal Republic of Nigeria i want to use this medium to thank the British government for hospitality and most expecially this delicious meal, to show my appreciation i would want to call on my bro from nigeria wit whom i would breifly show u all present a little black magic,he beckons to Zik, and Zik ignorant of Awo's plan stepped outside unto the podium, Awo continues,after chanting some abrakadabra he annouced that he was going to hide a set of cuttleries in his own agbada and then retrieve it from Zik's pocket.instantly he dropped a set into his own pocket and removed the 1 Zik had earlier hidden, he recieved a standing ovation including the aboki eating GORO. U TELL ME WHO WISE PASS!!!!! |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by WesleyanA(f): 8:23am On Aug 12, 2005 |
HILARIOUS. lmao badly |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by lailai2(m): 3:54am On Nov 03, 2006 |
lol |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by kronkykay(m): 2:06pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
nice jokes |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by ituen(m): 6:45pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
nice jokes |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by lailai2(m): 9:58pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
im still laughing like crazy though its been more than a year since i read it who dug it out |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by TOYOSI20(f): 10:07pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
I'm glad this was dug out, It's quite refreshing. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by N4s1(m): 10:43pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
what a good smile, makes me remember Dr Smile |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by StanP(m): 8:08am On Mar 03, 2008 |
men you guys got my ribs cracking, @diakim u are always criticizing and antagonizing, has everyone seen the original version? even u urself do u tink u are an original version? Public notice is what u are always seeking |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by Lohlarh(f): 9:10am On Mar 03, 2008 |
funny nd nice jokes, kip dem comin |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by delib: 9:19am On Mar 03, 2008 |
nice lmao |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by segunpc(m): 4:07pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
read it sometimes ago and it got me laughing like hell this is a tight joke two thumbs up. |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by mykhel995: 12:24am On Nov 07, 2010 |
What the bleep!!!!!!!!! The mom is just tooo smart. the funniest part was the@aunt or uncle part. cudnt stop laffing. Big up yurseff poster |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by EfemenaXY: 1:45am On Nov 07, 2010 |
love the joke - esp. the bit about the washing machine and 3 dissapearing shirts! lol |
Re: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by ElementG(m): 2:02am On Nov 07, 2010 |
dat was cool man, u got me laughing |
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