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This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by ptaller(m): 9:20pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
A Briton and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to NY. The Briton leans over to the Nigerian and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Briton persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.". Again, the Nigerian politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Brit, now some what agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500!" This catches the Nigerian's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Brit asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Nigerian doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Brit. Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the Brit, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Brit looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers - all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian politely takes the $500 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Brit, more than a little miffed, shakes the Nigerian and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Nigerian reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep. 1 Like |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by bunmioguns(m): 10:05pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Not only frontpage, even backpage.......d Joke is stale bro |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by bakila: 4:40am On Oct 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Not only frontpage, even backpage.......d Joke is stale broNa lie, I life well. Ever heard of trouble wan sleep yanga de wake am. |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by bunmioguns(m): 5:16am On Oct 12, 2012 |
bakila: which kind lang be dis |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by JojoArmani(m): 7:14am On Oct 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Not only frontpage, even backpage.......d Joke is stale bropresido(bunmi) no blame am na wen he see am. |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by Nobody: 8:59am On Oct 12, 2012 |
ee don dey front page..go check am. Front page my yansh! bakila:pls speak english. Thank you very much. |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by dani1luv: 9:19am On Oct 12, 2012 |
booqee: ee don dey front page..go check am.LMAOOOO!! |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by Nobody: 10:38am On Oct 12, 2012 |
booqee: ee don dey front page..go check am.Booqee o!!! |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by ptaller(m): 1:43pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth. |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
ptaller: Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth.no vex. |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by larride(m): 12:04am On Oct 13, 2012 |
ptaller: Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth. This is the JOKE..... |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by thegoodjoehunt(m): 7:12am On Nov 19, 2012 |
This is a classic. |
Re: This Should Make The Front Page. Up Jokes Section! by RexioKlasik(m): 7:20am On Nov 19, 2012 |
Hehhehehehhe...wetin b ma own |
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