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Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:36am On Jan 22, 2008 |
It is with a heavy heart that i bring to u this news that Mr.Turkey havin survived d mad xmas rush to take his life waz last sightd with is girlfrnd(miss Turkey 2000-2009) at d Tinapa resort wer dey wer shot(by 1 of my camera men oh) havin a mellow moment 2geda(see insert foto) and dey havnt both bin seen since!! The suspects r d usual ones but i hav cause to bliv new lndrs culd b involved!!! 1)Migines(d guy is obviously dirty) 2)Saucekid(because i dnt lika him) 3)tessybaby(we all remember her role in d missin goat saga) 4)Thuglife(new but equally criminal) 5)tufe(frm facts available to me, he is a cronic chicken thief) 6)ifyalways(?? ?? ?? ??) Please b informd that dese criminals r on our(nlnd's)mostwantd list bt most important nw is news about d werabts of our dear Mr.Turkey and his pretty meaty!! Latest sightings fotos of either of them can also b posted Thank you Signed GUNPOINT!!!
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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Migines(m): 7:43am On Jan 22, 2008 |
*smoking cuban ciga on his couch and watching a football match(arsenal v nwanyanwu fc)* |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:50am On Jan 22, 2008 |
if u get liver, tel us wer d couch dey!!! (wats d match scores so far?) |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 7:56am On Jan 22, 2008 |
u are looking for someone who is going to foot ur hospital bills right? please no one should touch/beat him, it is a trap, this guy has got epilepsy |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:31am On Jan 22, 2008 |
*ENTERS into the parlour wid fried grizzled turkey, sits beside migie and watch cote'diviore beat nigeria to death* |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 9:32am On Jan 22, 2008 |
clemcy watch ur mouth |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:57am On Jan 22, 2008 |
Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps Sweetie, do u want some? |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
i watched my mouth this morn and its serious about sendn u a morning kiss muahhh keeps eating grizzled turkey with sauce hmmmm *tastes great, cnt say no!* |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
with sauce?? na me be that oh. . . . . . . . *grabs my own turkey laps* |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 1:45pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
ituen: which of the sweeties are u talking to? |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 2:39pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
nightnurse |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 3:05pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
i thot as much |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
ituen own pass ronaldinho |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by CHIROSE1(f): 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
tessybaby, looks like you're contesting to be one of the sweeties, goodluck dearie! |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 3:27pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
tessybabe is the main owner nightnurse is the contender/snatcher |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 4:00pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
Tell her she is either new or inconsistent |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 4:24pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
i know one thing,she is consistent |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 4:35pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
Y ppl Y? Mr.Turkey & his meaty chic hav got equal rites as u!!! Ppl of nlnd, u can see dese canibals(9ja haters) 4 who dey really r?? But i promise u wif every bone in my bory dat any1 who as evr touch a turkey or evn lookd at 1 lustfully wil pay wit der lives!!! |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 6:19pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
sharrrraaaapppppp!!!!!! |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by sharonsto(f): 6:23pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
hahahahahaha |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:24pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
Make me |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
@gundust, my frnd, sharrap there. how many times will i tell you that when elders are talking, you shud just listen. mumu like you. the joke is just as stupid as you are. abeg jare, make i go chop ify cat wey i catch yesterday |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 8:44pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
@Tufe U? ELDER? |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
@ ituen no mind am.na the hair for him down below dey decieve am |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:52am On Jan 23, 2008 |
WERE R YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!! Life isnt d same tin wifout UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Plz com back 2 nlnd & i promise u sanctuary!!! P L Z |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Jan 23, 2008 |
sicko! lol tufe elder now dats the joke of za century! |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 1:03pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
@Saucekid Maybe those brown hairs im get for im private part wey never turn black dey decieve am well well |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
i don die |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:12am On Jan 24, 2008 |
clemcykul:Clemcykul, we agree mor and mor nwadays, wil u be my vice Gen?? |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Migines(m): 7:23am On Jan 24, 2008 |
*slaps gunpoint at da back of his head* u must be very stupid. @tufe bc0z we don dey follow u play u nor knw ur mate again abi. So tey u don dey call ur sef elder. Make i hear am 4 ur mouth again. |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:03am On Jan 24, 2008 |
hahahahaha lmao |
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:33am On Jan 24, 2008 |
Did Tufe call himseld an Elder? |
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