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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 10:34pm On Jul 22, 2008
gunpoint:

*Okada jamss him drop & d mumu lands in igbobi. . .*

*aftr amputating both his left legs, Doctor declares this mumu still going to die*

*so dey send 4 his priest who said that in oda 4 him 2 rest in peace/make it to hell*

*he needed to ans som ques*

*priest: ques 1*

y did d turkey cross d road??


Is it now a crime to eat Turkey?
Afterall you asked me to get some for you then and i told you i wont,is that why you are trying to paint me here?i will always eat my Turkey alone,i no go give Gunpointed mouth, Ole
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 10:36pm On Jul 22, 2008
princesa:

alex is the new savage in land after madam offcourse wink
what a bitter surprise angry

Whats your problem,or do you also want to eat out of my Turkey?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 2:06pm On Jul 23, 2008
turkey in turkey
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Jul 24, 2008
princesa:

alex is the new savage in land after madam offcourse wink
what a bitter surprise angry

i believe the word savage happens to be your new identity. what a unhappy kill joy u are!
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:56am On Jul 24, 2008
clem clem dat 1 na analysis naa lipsrsealed
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Jul 24, 2008
non of ur bizness.

if u knoe the meaning of the word "savage" you wont make those utterances
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 3:47pm On Jul 24, 2008
Clem dont mind those foolish useless animals,rifrafs,implacable dogs.They dont know how useless they are.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:22pm On Jul 24, 2008
@ clem

dis statement of urs now states who d savage is, right?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 9:31am On Jul 25, 2008
clemcy why are you so insecured?
did i mention clem in that comment?
are you a madam?
you get so touchy
cool off or you will reck yourself cool
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:35am On Jul 25, 2008
not in the least.

i read in between lines and i bliv i understand under meanings.


@thug
wats da matter?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2008
just cool off has she as told u to
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 9:40am On Jul 25, 2008
mrs. line reader
sometimes you mis-read lines
cool off girl as thug has asked you to
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 9:43am On Jul 25, 2008
too erratic angry but i reserve d rest
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 9:50am On Jul 25, 2008
undecided undecided
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 10:52am On Jul 25, 2008
na u knw o lipsrsealed
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 12:50pm On Jul 26, 2008
stil dnt get you
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Jul 26, 2008
*grins off, humming to self*

i dont giv a damn neigther a care tra la la la

am erratic? lol thats whats in vogue now cool
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 9:08pm On Jul 26, 2008
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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Kays1(m): 4:49pm On Jul 27, 2008
Madly thread **hiss**
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:16pm On Jul 27, 2008
see him kpomo lips
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 11:58am On Jul 28, 2008
. . . . .and him fish eye

but turkey whats up with that now
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Jul 28, 2008
i bliv he is reciting his last prayers grin

cuss i intend making turkey pepper soup grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 4:02pm On Jul 30, 2008
did anyone tell you how wicked you are embarassed
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Jul 31, 2008
nope

u just did
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 2:59pm On Aug 01, 2008
and how does it feel grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tabode: 4:20pm On Sep 04, 2008
coolno shit its your niga from ijaw
that tucky slept wioth my girl thats why he got shot
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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tabode: 4:23pm On Sep 04, 2008
;Ddo you like to make bor le out of my own tucky cos his a gangstar
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by iTurkey(m): 4:50pm On Oct 15, 2018
peeping... grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Salmama: 5:09pm On Oct 15, 2018
..
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 10:52am On Oct 18, 2019
iTurkey:
peeping... grin
Imposter angry

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