Akpos gf invited him to her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they wereeating, it started raining heavily. D girl's mother said:"Akpos, I think u should sleep over here because thisrain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon." Aftereating d mom went to d toilet& d father went to sleep while d girl went to d kitchen to clear d dishes. When d girl& d mother returned, Akpos was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet! Mother:"Wherewe re u & why are u so wet?"
Akpos: "I went home to get my pyjamas

Akpors Was walking down a Road, when he saw Something that Looked like Shit..
He Bend Down, looked at It Closely and Said,"This looks Like Shit.."
He then stretched His hand, touched It and Said, "This feels Like shit"
He then Decided to taste it and said, "Yuck, it Tastes Like Shit!
Thank goodness I Didn't stepon It..

Hahaha! All these Akpos jokes really cracks my ribs . Whoever thinks them up is so creative and funny.

Akpors: I heard you failed in English!
Girlfriend: Nonsense! Who TELLED you?
Akpors: You see your life! Even simple English, you cannot spoke! Okay,
tell me whether the following adjectives are correct or not."Great Greater
Greatest
Sell Seller Sellest ,Help HelperHelpest"
Girlfriend: They're all correct of course!!!
Akpors: I thought u wont get it

u try

well..........