A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man
were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

... The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".

The King explained the trial to him.

King: You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries.
When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The Ghanaian and American met in heaven... The Ghanaian man asked, "why did you laugh?, you almost got away with the trial"....then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming with Watermelons!!!
GBAM!!!

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Check properly b4 u create a topic

@dopejemi, u again?I'm still waitin 2 read ur joke

Ogbiaboy: @dopejemi, u again?I'm still waitin 2 read ur joke

Look its simpLe

Av bin here 4 a pweedy Long tym

U wanna read mah jokes

Click on mah name n chk mah topics on jokes section

As simpLe as AbC

Cuz u r new in jokes section dahz y u laff at every joke u see

Sum of d jokes posted here r old n stale n av bin posted here b4

Ogbiaboy: @dopejemi, u again?I'm still waitin 2 read ur joke

no mind the guy jor...e just dey spoil pipu thread up & down

mistaswag:


no mind the guy jor...e just dey spoil pipu thread up & down

Guy

I don't just condemn peopLe's jokes

I onLy condemn jokes dat r old n stale n av bin posted here b4

U no even hapi say I no curse u, if sum people enter dis thread, u go regret say u create dis thread

dopeJemi:

Guy

I don't just condemn peopLe's jokes

I onLy condemn jokes dat r old n stale n av bin posted here b4

U no even hapi say I no curse u, if sum people enter dis thread, u go regret say u create dis thread

u no get work! shey na dat one u cum do for NAIRALAND?