Taking my bath is one of d things I so much enjoy doing.(especially after any day dat d sun decides to torture me in the site)
As a kid,I can't remember been taught how to bath,don't get me wrong! What are saying is that even if my mum taught me,I must hv forgotten her methods.

This is how I take my bath;

First, I get into d bathroom and wet my body,making sure that no area is left out.
Then I apply soap allover.
Areas that has hair gets triple amount of soap then areas without hair, I will use my hands to rub d soap.
Then I will get my sponge and start washing from my hands then progress to other parts of my body,I may occasionally splash myself with water depending on my mood.
Finally,I will rinse my body thoroughly and step out feeling fresh as a new born.
I may repeat the above process depending on how long I intend to spend in d bathroom.

Now that you know how I take my bath, lets hear yours.
Bathing is not what you see other people do, my methods may be wrong to you so share yours here.

The first place I wash is my bum-bum!
I hate the 'sour' smell of 'Ikeh-Olah'(stale over-night nyansh). . . . with toto wota and akamu gumming efry whia efry night!

It is clean shaven. . .and you can see 'MAIN MARKET' from 'LOWER OR UPPER IWEKA ROAD' always. . . without speed bumps.
Ask errrhm. . .errrrhm. . . errrrhm wey don chop am. . . .
NeVA Mhein. . . .

Callotti: The first place I wash is my bum-bum!
I hate the 'sour' smell of 'Ikeh-Olah'(stale over-night nyansh. . . . with toto wota and akamu gumming efry whia efry night!

It is clean shaven. . .and you can see 'MAIN MARKET' from 'LOWER OR UPPER IWEKA ROAD' always. . . without speed bumps.
Ask errrhm. . .errrrhm. . . errrrhm wey don chop am. . . .
NeVA Mhein. . . .

Dats interesting

Callotti: The first place I wash is my bum-bum!
I hate the 'sour' smell of 'Ikeh-Olah'(stale over-night nyansh. . . . with toto wota and akamu gumming efry whia efry night!

It is clean shaven. . .and you can see 'MAIN MARKET' from 'LOWER OR UPPER IWEKA ROAD' always. . . without speed bumps.
Ask errrhm. . .errrrhm. . . errrrhm wey don chop am. . . .
NeVA Mhein. . . .

Calo Calo!

Why you wan spoil me naw.

Callotti: The first place I wash is my bum-bum!
I hate the 'sour' smell of 'Ikeh-Olah'(stale over-night nyansh. . . . with toto wota and akamu gumming efry whia efry night!

It is clean shaven. . .and you can see 'MAIN MARKET' from 'LOWER OR UPPER IWEKA ROAD' always. . . without speed bumps.
Ask errrhm. . .errrrhm. . . errrrhm wey don chop am. . . .
NeVA Mhein. . . .

Jesus is Lord!!!
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@op...i take my bath as the spirit leads...!

slimyem: Jesus is Lord!!!
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@op...i take my bath as the spirit leads...!

That's another new one, I never knew that bathing is Spiritual
Thanks for sharing.

Dafuq?

Calo calo

Lmao....@toto water & akamu....

Werey...

I also found that it is less time-consuming to do my orals and facials FIRST. . . before entering the bath-tub or shower.
I brush my teeth and wash my face with my 'beauty' products first.
Less water consumed. . . .less time wasted.

The feet are always last.
I could do just one scrub in places like 'abroad'. . . less dust.
In places like Nigeria. . .I NEED MORE THAN 2 SCRUBS per session.
The color of dirty water in Nigeria is frightening. . . raw sewage emanating from the body. . .especially the feet.
You are more prone to 'body/nyansh' odor in Nigeria or Africa as a whole. . .TOO MUCH SWEATING.
SHAVE ALL BODILY HAIR!!!!

Callotti: I also found that it is less time-consuming to do my orals and facials FIRST. . . before entering the bath-tub or shower.
I brush my teeth and wash my face with my 'beauty' products first.
Less water consumed. . . .less time wasted.

The feet are always last.
I could do just one scrub in places like 'abroad'. . . less dust.
In places like Nigeria. . .I NEED MORE THAN 2 SCRUBS per session.
The color of dirty water in Nigeria is frightening. . . raw sewage emanating from the body. . .especially the feet.
You are more prone to 'body/nyansh' odor in Nigeria or Africa as a whole. . .TOO MUCH SWEATING.
SHAVE ALL BODILY HAIR!!!!

Calo calo. I find it strange but does anyone else think you are hilarious!

pDude:

Calo calo. I find it strange but does anyone else think you are hilarious!

Just being myself o!
Hiahn!
I nor dey for sme-sme tok. . .I DEY TOK AM. . .AS I SEE AM.
Overnight nyansh don gum you before? Have you seen the 'akiriwa' under their nails?
You go hate life plus death ke!
Twa!!!

You notice all those 'MGBEKE' house-maids wey oga plus maigidah don 'kpansh' for night(as private practice entrepreneurs) . . . without condoms proceeding to the kitchen to prepare your akamu and akara?


After scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratching both front and back nyansh for night and h-haily morrrin'?
I dey pursue dem go baff by 5AM. . . sharp.
Men can be excused. . . no whia for 'akamu' and 'nmili-oshu' to hide and drip efry-whia.

Before porson eat 'syhillisOkocuss' and 'herpesrOcoccus' join for indomie noodles. . .

TWA!!!!!

I inspect the 'nyashes' of my female domestic staff. . . .every morning and night!

Man fit scratch blokos for night after fin-gerings and insertions. . . .but woman nyansh tooooooooooooo get many corridors. . . river nor dey flow finish EVERY MONTH!!!! Hmmmmmmm!!!! Thank my Agnostic GAWD. . . I nor dey chop SUYA for NAIJA!!!
All those mallams wey nor dey baff or wash nyansh after shytting for bush? WITH HEPATITIS A TO Z
Tufiakwa!!!

Calloti is just crazy...
Dang!!!

Callotti:

Just being myself o!
Hiahn!
I nor dey for sme-sme tok. . .I DEY TOK AM. . .AS I SEE AM.
Overnight nyansh don gum you before? Have you seen the 'akiriwa' under their nails?
You go hate life plus death ke!
Twa!!!

You notice all those 'MGBEKE' house-maids wey oga plus maigidah don 'kpansh' for night(as private practice entrepreneurs) . . . without condoms proceeding to the kitchen to prepare your akamu and akara?


After scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratching both front and back nyansh for night and h-haily morrrin'?
I dey pursue dem go baff by 5AM. . . sharp.
Men can be excused. . . no whia for 'akamu' and 'nmili-oshu' to hide and drip efry-whia.

Before porson eat 'syhillisOkocuss' and 'herpesrOcoccus' join for indomie noodles. . .

TWA!!!!!

I inspect the 'nyashes' of my female domestic staff. . . .every morning and night!

Man fit scratch blokos for night after fin-gerings and insertions. . . .but woman nyansh to get many corridors. . . river nor dey flow finish EVERY MONTH!!!! Hmmmmmmm!!!! Thank my Agnostic GAWD. . . I nor dey chop SUYA for NAIJA!!!
All those mallams wey nor dey baff or wash nyansh after shytting for bush? WITH HEPATITIS A TO Z
Tufiakwa!!!

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalloooooooooooooooooottiiiiiiiiiiii! Chei!

Me I nor go chook anybody again for early mor mor again. Twa! I nor know say na like this the thing be.

pDude:


Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalloooooooooooooooooottiiiiiiiiiiii! Chei!

Me I nor go chook anybody again for early mor mor again. Twa! I nor know say na like this the thing be.

Now, you know!
Smell any 'woman's' fingers in the 'early morrin'. . . .PROOF!

Callotti:

Now, you know!
Smell any 'woman's' fingers in the 'early morrin'. . . .PROOF!

Bros, I no fit try smell any finger ooooo