I didnt say any funy thng dan continualy calln Jesus, jesus, jesus. infact d nos of times i calld jesus from 9 pm till 10 am in d morning was uncountable dt d name could hav brought down d hospital wards buildn. I thank God cos i didnt forget d precious name even in d time of unbearable suffering i had ever experienced in life.

U guys are scarin xpectant mothers and fathers oooo.
I wish i could avoid goin to dt labour room but .........
God is great, women are just rare creatures.

"may ur day of delivery be easier than the day of conception" . . . . . . Daddy loves u babies.

234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.

you re funny

freecocoa: In our former house, a private hospital was our neighbor so we often overhear what goes down there like the cries when someone dies, the screams of joy after a safe delivery etc.
One early morning around 2 am or so, from my sleep I heard a woman yelling at the top of her voice, the shout was too much so many people woke up, she was saying " Mummy please forgive me for all I've done to you,is this what you went through? Chei chi mu o biko nu ooo" small time she will start again in a sing-like tone "Let that man not come near me o, I will kill him oo, he's a wicked man,look at what he's done to me, ewoo who sent me oo" etc, most of these she said in igbo, she kept shouting after taking few minutes breaks, mehn I had to go back to bed, in the morning we learnt she had twins.

Yeah but you n I both know you made dis poo up.......or maybe it happened (in ur head)

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

Hahahahahaaaaa!!!! Must have been a funny experience....errr but not to her husband at that moment. Hahaha!

kudos 2 our mothers 4 d work well done . . . mothers are Gold

Dis ladies no go kill me oo. Make i run away from here biko

Coldfeet: I was asking God to forgive me that I will never do it again! because the pain was SOOO terrible that I thought God was punishing me for getting pregnant out of wedlock! Well even after 3 more births the pain seems to be the same and all I say now is THANK YOU JESUS!!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!! OH JESUS!!!

safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition"

And when he got there and she was pushing, she cried out, "I will not do it again o, please, after this one, I will not do it again" and hubby laughed and replied, "No problem, we won't do it again"

for where? loool!

Yekpa! Dis pikin ugly like Baba Murika my landlord oooooo....!!!! Chei, i don go f(u)ck uppppppppp!!!

passionate88: my mum said Igbo women make lot's a noise during child birth.. Just like acn, they tend 2 over hype d pains... Kudos 2 all gud mothers out there.

How would a mother say such a thing. shoutn dt associates wit delivery does not depend on tribe. mothers are only expressn wat dey ar passn thru.

sheyie2007:

I once delivered apkwu..

Laffing my f(u)cking a(s)s OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IfeLuvely: After my baby had already arrived,the midwife took the gas n air off me, n i said to her can i have a bit more please, she was like but your baby is already out, I said I dont care, gas n air makes me feel good! I only had gas n air no other thing, n that stuff was gooooooooooood, i wish i cud have it allday everyday!

Hehehe. #Nutcase

I bet you were higher than Tonto Dike...

Ikamenze:

Yeah but you n I both know you made dis poo up.......or maybe it happened (in ur head)

What do you know about women and childbirth kwanu? Abeg clear road let real men and women have a decent discussion.

tinuolababy: Not yet my turn

Waiting patiently too

I was given an epidural, so didn't feel much pain. But even d little pain i felt was excruciating. Lol.

234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.

Lol. . .just like that. . .na shitt she wan drop?

i think nurses and midwives need to counsel expectant mothers about what to expect during childbirth to avoid women cursing themselves in the process

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

he he hee

Lol. . .I watched this nollywood movie. . .this woman was in labour room, see heavy curses on the hubby different expensive curses(*sensor*) if the hubby hear this curses he will reject the baby kia kia. . .i can't stop laughing and the funniest thing is that the hubby is at the reception praying and sweating like sallah ram iya ni wura o

One woman keeps coming back to the labour ward almost every other year with the same message for the hubby "JOHNU, JOHNU! U STEWPID MAN WITH A LONG PRICK! COME SEE WETIN U DO O! E NO GO HAPPEN AGAIN O! "

One woman keeps coming back to the labour ward almost every other year with the same message for the hubby "JOHNU, JOHNU! U STEWPID MAN WITH A LONG STICK, COME SEE WETIN U DO O! E NO GO HAPPEN AGAIN O! "

Wen my little one was findin her way out, i was like,ouch, owww. Wen d real labour started, i cry like mad, wen she forced her head down see shout 'i wan to shit oooo', c as them rush ansa me fastly, carry me land 4 bed, cos d chick was almost out nd i was standin. God is great.

Good God.
I am doing C-section. Natural birth is not by force.

The first person who came with the word "labour"
during delivery know well what it means to born
a baby the hard way

Funjay: U guys are scarin xpectant mothers and fathers oooo.
I wish i could avoid goin to dt labour room but .........
God is great, women are just rare creatures.

"may ur day of delivery be easier than the day of conception" . . . . . . Daddy loves u babies.

Amen.

atuagbo: Did you say anything funny during labor and delivery? What did you say?

I was told of a Muslim woman dat was in labour wit excruciating pains for more than a day without sucess. Suddenly she started shouting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus but the nurse reminded her that she is muslim but she continued and replied dat all the women who came here since yesterday and shouted dat name has delivered and gone home leaving her behind. It didn't take longer than 10 minutes after then dat she was delivered of her baby. This is a true live story pls. Big UP for our women!

I had a broken finger the day she was in labour

bigblxd:

I was told of a Muslim woman dat was in labour wit excruciating pains for more than a day without sucess. Suddenly she started shouting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus but the nurse reminded her that she is muslim but she continued and replied dat all the women who came here since yesterday and shouted dat name has delivered and gone home leaving her behind. It didn't take longer than 10 minutes after then dat she was delivered of her baby. This is a true live story pls. Big UP for our women!

life

freecocoa: What do you know about women and childbirth kwanu? Abeg clear road let real men and women have a decent discussion.

Okay real woman,I go clear road but suffrey blow ur small small lies make GoD nor go punish u......

safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition"

And when he got there and she was pushing, she cried out, "I will not do it again o, please, after this one, I will not do it again" and hubby laughed and replied, "No problem, we won't do it again"

ROTFLMAO