Funny!

fellis: Good God.
I am doing C-section. Natural birth is not by force.

a few hours of pain is better than almost a yr of pain nd healin stitches. B wise.

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

lwkmd o!

I dont wish to experiece it 4 once... Heard it can be very easy when applying some some rules before the main game...

I was with my elder sis during her labor cos her hubby wasn't in town, I confess fear wan finish me andto make mataz worse she was shouting and being a natural "pepper body" she took out the pain on me, meanwhile I was the one busy rubbing her back and waist each time the contractions came up. But eh, e no easy to be a woman o, I appreciate my mama and kudos to all mothers and soon to be mothers cos the pain no be here o. Abeg make una give una mama 3 GBOSA

safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition"

And when he got there and she was pushing, she cried out, "I will not do it again o, please, after this one, I will not do it again" and hubby laughed and replied, "No problem, we won't do it again"

so u dey where ur aunt dey born pikin. Wetin we no go hear for nija

Aunty Iyabo, my Aunt ordered her hubby to bring in his laptop into the labour ward and requested he put DAVIDO's "ema da mi duro" on repeat, in the highest volume, as she sang along on top of her voice. she didnt wait for 20 minutes in there before the baby came. i couldnt help but laugh when i heard the story!

bridgebaby: Aunty Iyabo, my Aunt ordered her hubby to bring in his laptop into the labour ward and requested he put DAVIDO's "ema da mi duro" on repeat, in the highest volume, as she sang along on top of her voice. she didnt wait for 20 minutes in there before the baby came. i couldnt help but laugh when i heard the story!

good one there

bridgebaby: Aunty Iyabo, my Aunt ordered her hubby to bring in his laptop into the labour ward and requested he put DAVIDO's "ema da mi duro" on repeat, in the highest volume, as she sang along on top of her voice. she didnt wait for 20 minutes in there before the baby came. i couldnt help but laugh when i heard the story!

very funny

Every female ought to deliver so whats the fuss or is it a man that will deliver the baby. Even lower animals deliver ke

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

waste: a pack of trash
i am sure you meant waist

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

She plan am "keep" for hubby from house!

There is not hard in Labor, except d small pains and d woman wil push and dats all

Well during the birth of my little brother sum yrs ago was the first and only time I heard my mother curse. I was shocked. I guess my lil bros was the hardest pregnancy for her cus he has the biggest head in the family lol (no pun intended). Anyways while my mom was screaming out in pain and my dad was pacing around the room,she called my dad over and instructed him to hold her hand with a smile. My dad agreed and held her hand and then my mom says "Nkem you know I love you, but if u ever fukc me again, I will murder you." Never will forget that day LOL.haha, we still laugh over it.

OMG! Wit all dis,I'm actually scared n wonder how mine will be. Me wey dey fear ordinary injection.God abeg o

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

Men this is funny!

ademiller: a few hours of pain is better than almost a yr of pain nd healin stitches. B wise.

Oh common, a year of pain?
The thing is variable, while some people might have pain that lasts for months, some others are good to go as from 2weeks.
Anyway, my mind is already made up so this point doesn't matter to me.

My 1st sons delivery was an anticipated one so all i had was groan and moan with pains of contractions. Even d docs were impressd as a neighbour wouldnt stop screaming. Na so so 'hey! I don die o! Ds pikin go kill me o!'
My 2nd birth, my mum was d one around to take me to d hospital. I spoke in tongues truout! D pains... Unbearable!

In this day and age of advanced medical breakthroughs and simple medications like epidural, etc....

I think having a painful labor or child birth is now optional. A lot of women choose not to have anything to do with these drugs believing that the side effect on the mother/baby out weighs the benefits...other choose not to because, they prefer the old school method.

But whatever the situation, advances in medicine have made this an option. If you hate the pains, choose to skip at your next appointment with the delivery room.

pro01: My neighbour who's a nurse once told me that one loud-mouthed Yoruba woman cursed her child(?) for bringing her so much pain during labour - Ko ni da fun iya e, iwoo omo buruku yi. That's what she shouted angrily at her child.

This is so sad

and his mother called his name Jabez, saying, 'Because I bore him in pain.'

Jabez had to pray very hard before the curse was broken. This baby will also have to pray hard

[quote
author=Coldfeet]I was asking God to forgive me that I will never do it
again! because the pain was SOOO terrible that I thought God was
punishing me for getting pregnant out of wedlock! Well even after 3 more
births the pain seems to be the same and all I say now is
THANK YOU JESUS!!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!! OH JESUS!!![/quote]
d other 3 too(out of wedlock)?

When we got into the theatre, my madam manage to fly up from the bed headed straight to the window and was screaming mofe yagbe mofe yagbe (I wan to shit) for everybody to hear.

234GT: Why should you say funny things? Methinks labour is a simple thing. Just go in and drop the baby.

lmfao

safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition"

And when he got there and she was pushing, she cried out, "I will not do it again o, please, after this one, I will not do it again" and hubby laughed and replied, "No problem, we won't do it again"

lmao so funny

When i was at the labour room. I taught i was about dying and remembered its better for a good muslim to say laa i laahaa illaa Allah as the last word. So i started shouting that after telling the nurse i want to pooo and she said i should poo where i am.
THE FUNNY THING I SAID WAS JUST THE SHOUTING OF NURSEEEEEE!!!! EJOOOO MO FE YAAA GBEEEE. JEDI JEDI NN SHE MIIII OOOOOOO

I had a friend who is a nurse. She said there was a woman in labour. After a long effort without success, she asked that her husband be called in. When the husband came in she asked him to come so she would tell him something. As soon as he came close she bit him so strongly on his ear and the man had to scream for the nurses to come to his rescue.

linearity: In this day and age of advanced medical breakthroughs and simple medications like epidural, etc....

I think having a painful labor or child birth is now optional. A lot of women choose not to have anything to do with these drugs believing that the side effect on the mother/baby out weighs the benefits...other choose not to because, they prefer the old school method.

But whatever the situation, advances in medicine have made this an option. If you hate the pains, choose to skip at your next appointment with the delivery room.

My dear friend, the side effects DO make it unattractive. Advances in medicine are there to aid in complications in child birth, not just to help women who rather not go thru pains o! These "aids" are sometimes detrimental as it can lead to prolonged labour which in turn leads to CS. Most hospitals even in advanced countries advocate for natural birth. Recovery time easier. Use epidural and all those advanced medical help BECAUSE u NEED them, not just becos u want them.

fellis:

Oh common, a year of pain?
The thing is variable, while some people might have pain that lasts for months, some others are good to go as from 2weeks.
Anyway, my mind is already made up so this point doesn't matter to me.

2 weeks ke?? I laugh! I know your mind is made up so I am not trying to change your mind but remember CS is first and foremost a major stomach SURGERY. No one heals from a major surgery in 2 weeks. Being fit to move around for 2 weeks doesn't mean u are well o. Doctors won't even let u exercise until after 6 weeks. The stitches can get infected, the stomach takes much longer to return to shape, you can only have done 3 times, meaning NO more than 3 kids for you, yada yada yada. If u want to avoid pain, u can opt for epidural. Even if that has its own side effects, but then again, what doesn't?

After going through such pains, some useless mothers have d mind to sell or dump their babies. Allah ya kiyaye!

Ayee Idris:

My dear friend, the side effects DO make it unattractive. Advances in medicine are there to aid in complications in child birth, not just to help women who rather not go thru pains o! These "aids" are sometimes detrimental as it can lead to prolonged labour which in turn leads to CS. Most hospitals even in advanced countries advocate for natural birth. Recovery time easier. Use epidural and all those advanced medical help BECAUSE u NEED them, not just becos u want them.

My experience has been that hospitals here push for inducing labor and when that fails turn to CS, or they just schedule the CS MONTHS in advance.

@Topic: I cant remember any of my births enough to have said something funny. I remember something strange.. Giving people my camera and telling them to take a picture as soon as the baby was born because if the baby died I at least wanted a picture of the baby alive first.

vitality33: I didnt say any funy thng dan continualy calln Jesus, jesus, jesus. infact d nos of times i calld jesus from 9 pm till 10 am in d morning was uncountable dt d name could hav brought down d hospital wards buildn. I thank God cos i didnt forget d precious name even in d time of unbearable suffering i had ever experienced in life.

did u scream d name wen u were doin n enjoyin d tin?

vitality33: I didnt say any funy thng dan continualy calln Jesus, jesus, jesus. infact d nos of times i calld jesus from 9 pm till 10 am in d morning was uncountable dt d name could hav brought down d hospital wards buildn. I thank God cos i didnt forget d precious name even in d time of unbearable suffering i had ever experienced in life.

did u scream d name wen u were doin n enjoyin d tin?

IfeLuvely: After my baby had already arrived,the midwife took the gas n air off me, n i said to her can i have a bit more please, she was like but your baby is already out, I said I dont care, gas n air makes me feel good! I only had gas n air no other thing, n that stuff was gooooooooooood, i wish i cud have it allday everyday!

WHats gas and air?