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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by onatisi(m): 6:38am On Oct 18, 2012
pDude: Hmmm! This song is terrible o!!

But lemme tell you guys something. The song will generate so much bad news on the media that many people will want to listen to it, hence it will receive a lot of popularity and be a very very big (terrible) hit song. Just like the kind of press the ALUU 4 received. A negative thing but with a lot of popularity. grin
that is it ,give this song 2months and it will be a hit,everyone willl have it on their phonejust to make fun f her and in the process it will start growing on some ppl.just like u have predicted this song is most likely going to be an hit,and come to think about it the song is not that bad either
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nobody: 6:39am On Oct 18, 2012
This should teach her not to fight her Fans cause Fans call Help You Rise to Stardom and Kill Your Carrier. Celebrities should learn from this, Tonto was insultive so they are paying her back

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nutase: 6:42am On Oct 18, 2012
Anode disaster

Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Caseless: 6:43am On Oct 18, 2012
That cigga-smoking MOLL deserves whatever reaction she gets from people. That's the advalorem for feeling too big..cos as a celebrity , if u feel that u're bigger than ur fans or fail to adress them properly no matter what they have done/said to u, then, be ready to get this kind of treatment in return.
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by jamp: 6:43am On Oct 18, 2012
Haba my people the song no bad at least is better than ' I am so glad that Jesus loves me.... grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nobody: 6:44am On Oct 18, 2012
Olalekan 0: This is the difference between Nigeria and the rest of the world.Nigeria is the only country where their own celebrities are so highly resented. And it all boils down to envy.

Envy her for what? Wetin she get wey go make people envy her?. Tonto is just reaping the fruit of her insults on her Fans, When you insults your fans they waits for you at the Critical Point and teach you a lesson thats what they are doing to tonto never to mess up with her fans

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by joseff14(m): 6:47am On Oct 18, 2012
[quote author=chucky234]zero talant? Wetin dat one mean,na for where una dey from import all this new new grammar come NL sef,I never hear of zero talan.

Na becos he don hear Tonto Dikeh song. grin
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by babarazy: 6:48am On Oct 18, 2012
u people badt o
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by tinadtreasure: 6:51am On Oct 18, 2012
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nobody: 6:53am On Oct 18, 2012
ogugua88: I'm convinced Tonto Dikeh is in Vic O's group of non-serious musicians. Vic O may even be above her as he has much respect for those who respect him. He puts his fans first, unlike Queen Poko who opens her rugged mouth and insults anyone with her yeye Engrish at any turn.

Before I digress, her first track with Kas was whack. She was complaining, "why so much hate for one song?" People were even saying to give her chance as it was one track. Okay. She has released two more. In my opinion? These two songs are garbage compared to her track with Kas, particularly "Hi". "Hi" makes "Iyawo Wind" sound like "African Queen", no joke. "Iyawo Wind" was salvagable. Remove the vocals and you could still listen to the track. There is nothing salvagable about the two tracks she released. Today she was tweeting, "keep listening to the songs, I promise you will like it with time". She knows what she's doing. She wants her name on everyone's lip. Whether it's good or bad isn't her concern. If we're talking about her, then she's happy.

The only way to describe her genre of music is Poko Haram.

U don kill her finish. cheesy
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by babarazy: 6:54am On Oct 18, 2012
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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Caseless: 6:54am On Oct 18, 2012
gboss4sure:

Envy her for what? Wetin she get wey go make people envy her?. Tonto is just reaping the fruit of her insults on her Fans, When you insults your fans they waits for you at the Critical Point and teach you a lesson thats what they are doing to tonto never to mess up with her fans
gboss, i'm with u on this. Dont mind that guy...thesame people that appreciated and celebrated other 9ja celebs have refused to appreciate her for shabby work and dat guy is blaming it on 'envy', instead of looking for the reason why she's being treated that way.
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Rossikk(m): 6:57am On Oct 18, 2012
Olalekan 0: This is the difference between Nigeria and the rest of the world.Nigeria is the only country where their own celebrities are so highly resented. And it all boils down to envy.

Who is a celebrity? Tontoh Dike? A fake-American-accent-yet-never-lived-a-single-week-in-America fool like that? Is that who you're calling a celebrity? You must have very low standards.
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Caseless: 7:00am On Oct 18, 2012
Rossikk:

Who is a celebrity? Tontoh Dike? A fake-American-accent-yet-never-lived-a-week-in-America fool like that? Is that who you're calling a celebrity? You must have really poor taste.
haha..lolling in progress....fall from sky.
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Rossikk(m): 7:00am On Oct 18, 2012
onatisi:
that is it ,give this song 2months and it will be a hit,everyone willl have it on their phonejust to make fun f her and in the process it will start growing on some ppl.just like u have predicted this song is most likely going to be an hit,and come to think about it the song is not that bad either

It's a HORRIBLE song. Absolutely lacking in talent and creativity. It's people like you that encourage all these riff-raff to wake up and start singing RUBBISH, probably because you haven't a clue yourself what good music is supposed to sound like.

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by onatisi(m): 7:01am On Oct 18, 2012
gboss4sure: This should teach her not to fight her Fans cause Fans call Help You Rise to Stardom and Kill Your Carrier. Celebrities should learn from this, Tonto was insultive so they are paying her back
now i understand the reason for all these comments ,but to be honest all these comments by ppl can bring down a person carrer oo
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Caseless: 7:02am On Oct 18, 2012
babarazy: more
hahaha...dis.police pic WAN kill me with laff...

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by elliottibanga(m): 7:03am On Oct 18, 2012
grin grin grin grin

I have'nt laughed this hard in months.

Chai! Nigerian's, una bad ooooh. Pity the poor girl naaaa. cheesy
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by onatisi(m): 7:05am On Oct 18, 2012
babarazy: more
for a song to have made this innocent boy cry ,that song must really a worwor ,i need to listen to the second track though
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nobody: 7:09am On Oct 18, 2012
It's Official. The song is TERRIBLE. angry angry angry angry

I'd better listen to NTA News Startup Tune - Wayyy Better. angry angry angry angry

#My Humble Advice - NEVER play Tonto Dike's phone is public to avoid being lynched.
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by onatisi(m): 7:12am On Oct 18, 2012
HQ: It's Official. The song is TERRIBLE. angry angry angry angry

I'd better listen to NTA News Startup Tune - Wayyy Better. angry angry angry angry

#My Humble Advice - NEVER play Tonto Dike's phone is public to avoid being lynched.
but i believe the songs can still make mtv awards next year
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nobody: 7:12am On Oct 18, 2012
gboss4sure: U don kill her finish. cheesy

Lol. I try to be fair, honestly. She has cursed friends and foe die, so I don't know who she's expecting to praise her noise. She's better off acting her pseudo-porn scenes.
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by babarazy: 7:12am On Oct 18, 2012
dis nko

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Biggyd2: 7:29am On Oct 18, 2012
Kai, make I thank tonto. Na becos of am op bring dis thread wey make me laff sotey my intestine wan fall comot. Tonto, this is to you THANK YOU! grin

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by dshiznitplata(m): 7:34am On Oct 18, 2012
He heard what the people said about Her song. In the bid to give her the benefit of doubt he pulls out his blackberry 9320. Flipped through his BBM contact list and got a link from a friend. With a big smile he starts streaming the song. As d 1st chorus came in just after d 1st verse that smile was very feeble on his face. He paused the song got up from his favorite chair walked to his closet all the while thinking to himself what d hell was I thinking. He opened his closet wore his favorite t-shirt that has the inscription "be d 1st to cast a stone if uve not...". Bent down to a squat position and pulled out a lil white shoe box just below his shoe stack. Opened it and behold brought out a gorgeously looking fully loaded revolver,sorta like the sledge hammer standard, nice and well polished. Went back to his sit to finish d song. Drops the revolver on his thigh and resumed playback. His left hand @ an angle holding the fone up @ a parallel position to his face continued to watch n grit his teeth. Few seconds to the end of the song his lips parted and from under his breath u could hear him whisper words of prayer. Dere was a silence. The streaming had stopped,his lips were widely parted due to his relief from shock,heaving fast,eyes staring @ d fone in a bid to confirm no more surprises. Just then he lifted his right hand wich is still clenched to his revolver puts it @ his temple then adjusts it to his ear and pulls the trigger.............. cry

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by joangirl: 7:34am On Oct 18, 2012
‎​I sang unda duress - Tonto Dikeh claims. We'R responsible -BokoHaram admit. Dnt try it again -TB Joshua

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by isaco(m): 7:35am On Oct 18, 2012
I laugh in my language. Ah ah ah ah. Na by force to act and sing?
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Roon9(m): 7:36am On Oct 18, 2012
Olalekan 0: This is the difference between Nigeria and the rest of the world.Nigeria is the only country where their own celebrities are so highly resented. And it all boils down to envy.

Envy ha 4 wat Ω̴ǎ? U̶̲̥̅̊'aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ jus as slow as U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ dumb. Hav'nt U̶̲̥̅̊ heard the b1tch şäƴ al sort ☀̤̣̈̇f crazy tyns 2 her fans? Well dis wil teach her a lesson
Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by jhydebaba(m): 7:37am On Oct 18, 2012
chucky234: Guy help me upgrade my BB7 to BB10 na,shey na for Biafra abi Bakassi you see am buy?
Send money to me now, I go help u. What are friends for? wink

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by chyket(m): 7:38am On Oct 18, 2012
The song is not as bad as it's been portrayed.It's an average effort though but She could get better if she injects a more original Nigerian flavor to her music and also strive towards achieving a danceable night club hit.This is my layman opinion as I am not an active player in the entertainment industry

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Re: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by Nobody: 7:42am On Oct 18, 2012
Pls folks, wht's da title of da song? Me wan hearrit!

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