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What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by SamMilla1(m): 10:13pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Well, The The Monthly etisalat data bundle i bought today jumped down from 260MB to 2mb. My Nokia E71 also turned to TECNO T20. Tell us yours. |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Nobody: 11:03pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Well, immediately after listening to the song I turned on the tv and lo and behold I saw patience jonathan addressing a group of women. She had oragnised an urgent meeting concerning the state of emergency declared in the country because of toto dickson's songs. This is what she said: ''my fellow widows, why does this girl want to kill our husbands with this sing that she has song. My umblerra! This is even worse than the two faces..sorry I'm meaning innocence of muslims'' 2 Likes |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by ZUBY77(m): 11:36pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
After playing the two songs, PHCN took light in my area for two hours, the area manager came directly to my house to warn me not to try playing the song again with their power supply. 1 Like |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by sunnshyn(f): 1:08am On Oct 19, 2012 |
Sam Milla: Well, The The Monthly etisalat data bundle i bought today jumped down from 260MB to 2mb. You forgot to add that you also started stammering.. Abi what's with your: The The monthly.... Hater! |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by oloriebi2(m): 3:03am On Oct 19, 2012 |
Mk una free d Babe na.she try noni.if u no lik song no hear again. No b by force na |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by born2boink(m): 10:41am On Oct 19, 2012 |
Totodike have finally ruin his name with a song after many years of turning deaf ears to people advice, arrogant with weed not good for people,now her song have been killing the nation, tonto dikey, another aluu in nigerian, hope she has been arrested too |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Nobody: 12:23pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
born2fuck: Totodike have finally ruin his name with a song after many years of turning deaf ears to people advice, arrogant with weed not good for people,now her song have been killing the nation, tonto dikey, another aluu in nigerian, hope she has been arrested too Pls who is Toto Dicky? Is she a porn star?? just asking..... |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by heatmiami(m): 12:56pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
BREAKING NEWS: TONTO DIKEH'S SPECIAL "music career started n end in a day" - new world guiness record set by NIGERIAN ACTRESS [TONTO DIKEH] - BM- "I tried downloading Tonto Dikeh's song but my phone rejected it. My iPhone is truly a smartphone." - sarah: Tonto Dikeh's two tracks are like two Bullets , One to Kill you and the Other to Make sure you are Dead.... - AIT Reporter : Mr johnson what do you think about Tonto Dikeh's new singles? Johnson: Ah! it is meant for people who are ready to die - Akpors- when a DJ Played TONTO DIKEH'S song at my grand-mother's Funeral, my gandmum woke up frm the dead and changed the Track 2 Likes |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Emmafrancis: 11:53pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
ZUBY77: After playing the two songs, PHCN took light in my area for two hours, the area manager came directly to my house to warn me not to try playing the song again with their power supply. Hahahahah. |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Emmafrancis: 11:56pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
After I did . (((Boom!!)))) Tontomalitis |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by born2boink(m): 3:47am On Oct 20, 2012 |
TOTODICK |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Nobody: 3:59am On Oct 20, 2012 |
Seriously this is no joke oh, my MTN modem stopped working after I played Tonto's (Get High). I tried to play the other one (Itz ova) and the modem just had enough of it. It hung. I tried everything possible, removed the modem, put it back again. Then I closed the music page, restarted my lappy and i promised my modem no more. Then F I N A L L Y it came on. Phew! (True Story). 1 Like |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Lexcom20(m): 12:14pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
d day i played d song jeje our meter just off loo n behold our 235 units just vanished WAAAAM |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Peterwizzy: 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
make i play one first . . . . . . . . . *Dies |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by born2boink(m): 12:44am On Dec 16, 2013 |
I will never play tonto dikeh song in jesus name because I cannot let my phone explode like knockout |
Re: What Happened After Playing Tonto Dike's Songs? by Tsmooth1(m): 6:26am On Dec 16, 2013 |
Well, immediately after listening to the song I turned on the tv and lo and behold I saw patience jonathan addressing a group of women. She had oragnised an urgent meeting concerning the state of emergency declared in the country because of toto dickson's songs. This is what she said:Abeg who be dis nobody? |
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