Well, The The Monthly etisalat data bundle i bought today jumped down from 260MB to 2mb.

My Nokia E71 also turned to TECNO T20.
Tell us yours.

Well, immediately after listening to the song I turned on the tv and lo and behold I saw patience jonathan addressing a group of women. She had oragnised an urgent meeting concerning the state of emergency declared in the country because of toto dickson's songs. This is what she said:

''my fellow widows, why does this girl want to kill our husbands with this sing that she has song. My umblerra! This is even worse than the two faces..sorry I'm meaning innocence of muslims''

After playing the two songs, PHCN took light in my area for two hours, the area manager came directly to my house to warn me not to try playing the song again with their power supply.

Sam Milla: Well, The The Monthly etisalat data bundle i bought today jumped down from 260MB to 2mb.

My Nokia E71 also turned to TECNO T20.
Tell us yours.

You forgot to add that you also started stammering..

Abi what's with your: The The monthly....



Hater!

Mk una free d Babe na.she try noni.if u no lik song no hear again. No b by force na

Totodike have finally ruin his name with a song after many years of turning deaf ears to people advice, arrogant with weed not good for people,now her song have been killing the nation, tonto dikey, another aluu in nigerian, hope she has been arrested too

born2fuck: Totodike have finally ruin his name with a song after many years of turning deaf ears to people advice, arrogant with weed not good for people,now her song have been killing the nation, tonto dikey, another aluu in nigerian, hope she has been arrested too

Pls who is Toto Dicky?

Is she a porn star??

just asking.....

BREAKING NEWS: TONTO DIKEH'S
SPECIAL "music career started n end in a
day" -
new world guiness record set by
NIGERIAN ACTRESS [TONTO DIKEH] - BM-
"I tried downloading Tonto Dikeh's
song but my phone rejected it.
My iPhone is truly a
smartphone." - sarah: Tonto Dikeh's
two tracks are
like two Bullets , One to Kill you and the
Other to Make sure you are Dead.... - AIT Reporter : Mr johnson what do
you think about Tonto Dikeh's new
singles?
Johnson: Ah! it is meant for
people
who are ready to die - Akpors- when a
DJ Played TONTO DIKEH'S song at my
grand-mother's
Funeral, my gandmum woke up frm the
dead and changed the Track

ZUBY77: After playing the two songs, PHCN took light in my area for two hours, the area manager came directly to my house to warn me not to try playing the song again with their power supply.

Hahahahah.

After I did . (((Boom!!)))) Tontomalitis

TOTODICK

Seriously this is no joke oh, my MTN modem stopped working after I played Tonto's (Get High). I tried to play the other one (Itz ova) and the modem just had enough of it. It hung. I tried everything possible, removed the modem, put it back again. Then I closed the music page, restarted my lappy and i promised my modem no more. Then F I N A L L Y it came on. Phew! (True Story).

d day i played d song jeje our meter just off loo n behold our 235 units just vanished WAAAAM

make i play one first
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*Dies

I will never play tonto dikeh song in jesus name because I cannot let my phone explode like knockout

Well, immediately after listening to the song I turned on the tv and lo and behold I saw patience jonathan addressing a group of women. She had oragnised an urgent meeting concerning the state of emergency declared in the country because of toto dickson's songs. This is what she said:

''my fellow widows, why does this girl want to kill our husbands with this sing that she has song. My umblerra! This is even worse than the two faces..sorry I'm meaning innocence of muslims''

Abeg who be dis nobody?