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Oh My God by djcrooky(m): 11:47am On Jan 25, 2008
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea -- each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said:

"Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills."

The wife replied: "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"

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Re: Oh My God by Lolabbey: 11:52am On Jan 25, 2008
no b small tin ooooooooooo
Re: Oh My God by ituen(m): 12:05pm On Jan 25, 2008
O' grin grin serioussssss
Re: Oh My God by ThugLife1(m): 3:15pm On Jan 25, 2008
hAHAHAAAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
Re: Oh My God by clemcykul(f): 3:55pm On Jan 25, 2008
lol grin
Re: Oh My God by RDynamite(f): 4:04pm On Mar 03, 2008
Nice one. That's why you men can't do without us wink grin
Re: Oh My God by kolaoloye(m): 1:54pm On Mar 07, 2008
this matter no be joke o. in fact,no more holidays anywhere
Re: Oh My God by folly69(m): 2:00pm On Mar 07, 2008
gaddemn it
Re: Oh My God by nightnurse(f): 3:04pm On Mar 07, 2008
can't help LMAO grin

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