OMGosh!! My stomach wan kill mee O! Funny one!!

nice one, but for the unemployed....Human capital and Profit generation consultant

My belle o, laugh don finish me here, nice one, na to rewrite my cv be that,
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Yoruba maginiots, 've u for once reasoned why the minister still left Segun Demuren, a yoruba to head NCAA after she sacked all yoruba quacks. This is cos Segun is a technocrat and square peg in a square hole. This favouritism started when the wide- mouthed Fani Kayode held sway as the minister, where he destroyed the sector thru stack incompetence and yoruba favouritism. It continued up to Yar adua's tenure when another unintelligent yoruba man Adetokunbo was also appointed. His tenure in d aviation sector marked the height of favouritism. So PM NEWS and all yorubas here shud stop the hullabaloo and be civil for once. One thing is clear, Igbos have always outstanding and thorough in any national assignment. Think of Dora Akunyili at NAFDAC and Info, Barth Nnaji at Power min, Ngozi Okonja at Finance, Nnamdi Udoh at NAMA, Stella Oduah at aviation and so on. But yoruba performance has always bn dat of corruption and incompetence. E.g speaker Ette, Adenike grange at education, Fani kayode at aviation, Bode George at NPA, speaker Bankole and so many others

hahahaha... Nice packagin esp the "thief" own.

torhuke:
hehehehehahahuhu.... wht of gateman...

got swinging with laughter, very creative and ingenious...

Wic name we go call banker?

Lol, nice thread......you have made my day,can't stop laughing

:-Xhmmmmmm

holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja

:-Xhmmmmmm

holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja

ogbeche77:
I told him same d other day

dude is gunning for moderatorship. (@afam4eva)
Don't blame him..... but I think General Seun is not even looking in his direction.

holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja