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The New Secretary by sammy329(m): 9:54am On Nov 18, 2012 |
John : "Your new secretary is very sexy....." Timmy : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen...... If you squeeze her right b.reast, she takes dictation & If you squeeze her left b.reast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, No complaining, No sick days, No medical, No dental... I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is". Next day, Timmy called John from the hospital & shouted : "John….... You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..." |
Re: The New Secretary by Emmyk(m): 10:05am On Nov 18, 2012 |
lmao. odey! |
Re: The New Secretary by emrysdwarlord(m): 10:12am On Nov 18, 2012 |
;Dℓ☺ℓ madness[/color][color=#000099] |
Re: The New Secretary by RexioKlasik(m): 11:16am On Nov 18, 2012 |
Hu send am?? Loool |
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