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The New Secretary by sammy329(m): 9:54am On Nov 18, 2012
John : "Your new secretary is very sexy....."

Timmy : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......
If you squeeze her right b.reast, she takes dictation & If you squeeze her left b.reast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like,
No complaining,
No sick days,
No medical,
No dental...
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".

Next day,
Timmy called John from the hospital & shouted :

"John….... You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
Re: The New Secretary by Emmyk(m): 10:05am On Nov 18, 2012
lmao. odey!
Re: The New Secretary by emrysdwarlord(m): 10:12am On Nov 18, 2012
;Dℓ☺ℓ madness[/color][color=#000099]
Re: The New Secretary by RexioKlasik(m): 11:16am On Nov 18, 2012
Hu send am?? Loool

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