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Crazy Chinese Proverb-puns by Nobody: 9:48am On Nov 03, 2012
1. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
2. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
3. War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
4. Man who fight wife all day get no 'piece' at night.
5. Man who drive like hell bound to get there
6. Crowded elevators smell different to dwarf.
7. Man who live in glass house should change clothes underground.
Re: Crazy Chinese Proverb-puns by promisengr(m): 10:12am On Nov 03, 2012
Kinda funny.i no knw weather to frown or bone 4 dis ur joke undecided

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