It's not difficult ?
All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

. . . . WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

. . . .AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

. . . . IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.


Woman, what a demanding creature !!!!!!!

women are mysterious creatures(no offence) i bet that you can't satisfy them to the fullest. so no need to try to study them cos each one's basically different from the other.
tell me how the hell in whole world any man could satisfy one like rebellious?women like this would kill u in ur sleep.
peace ma ladies

Q: How to keep a woman Happy
A: bleeping her real hard

Treat her as u would treat urself and the prob is over.

hcl_acid:

women are mysterious creatures(no offence) i bet that you can't satisfy them to the fullest. so no need to try to study them because each one's basically different from the other.
tell me how the hell in whole world any man could satisfy one like rebellious?women like this would kill u in your sleep.
peace ma ladies

You're right. Boys like you can't satisfy me and yes, I'd kill you whether you're asleep or awake.

make una no carry woman play oh

to be happy with a man, love him a bit and try to understand him a bit.

to be happy with a woman, just love her completely, dont bother trying to understand her.

@ituen,
all this just to keep a woman happy, jeez, even Giovanni Casinova cudnt have accomplished this fit

Na man be dat. THe list even small for me

how to please a woman just be urself

OR

flog hell outta her evry1 morn i bet she'll be well pleased

To please a woman
My broda that list long oooo and na true.
I dey pass through that list as i write, yet i never even please am at all.

Man don suffer no b small.

But i can only pass through d list for only my would be wife.

i cant do all those for some passer bys

kukuma go study am as a course 4 university

keep a woman happy ko, keep a man sad ni