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Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by zitel(f): 11:40pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
some men are really wicked |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by zitel(f): 11:40pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
women are really suffering wen I was very young, my father use to beat my mom lyk crazy, he even beats her in front of his siblings if she doesn't serve him his dinner on time, she gets a very sound slap. there was atime she came back late from church, my father flogged her with our T.V wire. he beats her if she tries to hide part of her salary from him. it was sooo bad, it traumatized us " the children" whenever we hear his car horn we run into our rooms. we were so scared of him. on one fateful day, he was beating her and she ran to the kitchen, pulled out a pestle n hit him on the head. they were both hospitalized bt after that day the beating stopped. my mom and Dad are still happily married, my dad is now a changed person, he plays and joke with us. at time my friends envy my very close relationship with my dad. F.Y.I my mom is now a tigress, she doesn't take shyte from anyone. Even my husband dey fear her oo 4 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by SisiKill1: 11:43pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Guitarlife: To answer your questions, they are both cursed. Honestly, you need to learn to put your sentiments away when discussing such pertinent issue. I understand you are quite emotional but then, Truth has got to be told. I'll gladly put sentiment aside if you promise to bring logic/sound reasoning to the table. Deal? You assume these women are celebrating divorce but see that's where you have it wrong....they are celebrating life. I know the idea of life without marriage is a hard concept for you to grasp right now....this is where logic and sound reasoning comes into play. Trust me it opens you up to a whole new world...give it a try. 1 Like |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 11:45pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
zitel: women are really sufferingYou mean your mum took all the shyte and today they are both happily married ? C'mon, now that's the kinda stories we want to read here. Maybe if cotton had tarried a lil longer, just maybe she'd have gotten to her marital eldorado now. I hope peeps will learn from your mom. Please buy her a bucket of pop corn for me. She deserves even more. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 11:47pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill:Sisikill are you single ? I am by the way. And did you google the marriage vow? Trust me it will sure open you up to a new world . . . Give it a try. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by SisiKill1: 11:49pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Ah! All hail the power of the pestle. Of course one can't help but wonder what woulda happened to the kiddies if mom and dad had died. Oh hush Sisi, now is not the time for morbid thoughts. The pestle on the head worked and that's all that matters. Oops my bad! 5 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 11:58pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Guitarlife: You mean your mum took all the shyte and today they are both happily married ? C'mon, now that's the kinda stories we want to read here. [/color] Maybe if cotton had tarried a lil longer, just maybe she'd have gotten to her marital eldorado now. [color=#990000]er. . .bros i no gree that one o. i think the mum got lucky there. what if the man had died instantly or the incessant beatings had killed the mum eventually? i actually agree with some of your arguments but you need to remove sentiments too just like you were telling someone else. 2 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by SisiKill1: 12:07am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Guitarlife: You mean your mum took all the shyte and today they are both happily married ? C'mon, now that's the kinda stories we want to read here. Maybe if cotton had tarried a lil longer, just maybe she'd have gotten to her marital eldorado now. Lmao...okay I know for sure you are being facetious. I am usually quick at getting it but not this time....what can I say? I was burdened with an over abundance of sentiment? The emphasis on BONDAGE shoulda been a clue but again the overflowing of sentiment eroded my senses. But this your last post just totally gives you away. So what is this? You mocking JD? |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:10am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill:Truth be told I doubt I have been entirely wrong all along, you yourself have not been entirely right either. I guess the truth lies somewhere in between if you know what I mean. I asked you a question. Is that too juch to ask ? |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by SisiKill1: 12:21am On Oct 26, 2012 |
JD is Johndoe oh not Jenny. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by EfemenaXY: 12:22am On Oct 26, 2012 |
I smell love nwantiti on this violent thread between Sisi and Guitar Sisi better get your pestle and boxing gloves ready, because the way I see this una union...hmmm Just so you're aware, JohnDoe is Guitar's best friend and his best man for that una...you know now. @Guitar, just so you're aware, thank your lucky stars say Sisi dey give you face because you're her 2nd best. Richknvunt is her one and only true love o! ** Ducks for cover from them both! ** 2 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:29am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: I smell love nwantiti on this violent thread between Sisi and Guitar@sisi digest this post lol. She said it all. John doe fought by my side during the NL family section 3rd and 4th world wars. It reallys was a time to forget. He was such a brave fellow too. I have nothing but respect for him. @efemena Do you realise richie too is a pal. He is also 'anti-cabal' unless he has decamped. I have been away for a while so it's hard to tell. And on the love wan tin tin issue, all I an say is 'may the best man win'. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:35am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Guitarlife: *coughs* please don't pull the trigger. Hold on a little, special shout out to a fellow comrade @johndoe. You are a true soldier. How there are up to 5 people in this world that like this post is completely beyond me. 6 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by EfemenaXY: 12:40am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Guitarlife: @sisi digest this post lol. She said it all. John doe fought by my side during the NL family section 3rd and 4th world wars. It reallys was a time to forget. He was such a brave fellow too. I have nothing but respect for him. Aren't you a teeny-weeny bit angry her heart is elsewhere? Anyway, not to worry. All you need to do, to get Sisi back on track...to "know her place" as a woman is for you to: ~ Just "endure" it. Ignore her. She go tire. ~ Dress s/e/x/y. Get those tight, black leather jeans on. Also buy the leather thongs too. It's guaranteed to get her to cloud 9 ~ Improve your cooking. Make sure when she gets back from work, you rush to open the front gate for her to drive in. Open the car door for her. Take her brief case in, and kiss the floor she walks on. When you serve her her dinner, make sure you kneel down. Arrange her drinking glass on the table in such a way that it doesn't block her view of the latest Nollywood movie on African Magic... I'll come back with some more helpful hints. But in the meantime, just manage these ones. Oh, and make sure you fast, fast, and fast some more too. 1 Like |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by SisiKill1: 12:43am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: I smell love nwantiti on this violent thread between Sisi and Guitar Lmao....I can just see it now, me walking to the alter where the G man is waiting with JD by his side, while my Richy sits on the front pew smiling indulgently. Oh my God! That means I will be in the same place with Richy, JD and Guiterlife......at the same time? Okay, who have I offended.... Err I mean oh whoa...I am...so lu....lucky. 2 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:43am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:WTF ? I am the man of the home ok!! Why will I allow a woman no matter how pretty to emasculate me ? Please edit this post. It's irritating already. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:45am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill:hahahaaa relax dude, 'prayer changes things' lmao. Pray harder I can still shange. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by EfemenaXY: 12:45am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: There's no place like |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by EfemenaXY: 12:47am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Guitarlife: WTF ? I am the man of the home ok!! Why will I allow a woman no matter how pretty to emasculate me ? Please edit this post. It's irritating already. Irritating? Really? Or getting you all frisky? ** sniggers ** |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:50am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:Did you read the part where she'd be watching Nollywood ? What the heck did we build a kitchen for? Thats her office dammit. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:51am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:place a hand on your chest and repeat after me 'aall iz well'. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by SisiKill1: 12:51am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ileobatojo:Johndoe Johndoe undercover Johndoe Incognito Johndoe in Stealth mode Random Dude. 3 Likes |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by EfemenaXY: 12:53am On Oct 26, 2012 |
! You mean Guitar is JohnDoe??!! |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by EfemenaXY: 12:56am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Guitarlife: Did you read the part where she'd be watching Nollywood ? What the heck did we build a kitchen for? Thats her office dammit. What's wrong with Nollywood? I dey give you better Nollywood advice! Besides, according the Nollywood's code conduct book, a man's place is in the kitchen. Hey, I've just remembered some more! Be sure to do her laundry religiously and no matter how tired you are, you must meet up to her bedmatics need. But you MUST do a 'lil bit of pole dancing to get her in the mood sha ... 1 Like |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 12:57am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: !C'mon, stop being a conspiracy theorist joor. Tgirl4real a mod can bear me witness, debrief herself is an old acquittance, and my best friend jennykadry will surely recognise my handle. |
Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by Nobody: 1:00am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:Its okay by me. As long as she drops enough money to feed a dozen mouths I'm game. Happy now ? Plus aren't women supposed to be coy on bedmantics ? |
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