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The Christian And The Dog by gentlefuck: 2:05pm On Jan 26, 2008
A young bricklayer, who was a pagan just gave his life to Jesus Christ.His colleagues who were still pagans kept on mocking him of his new faith that why haven't his God given him a new job or made his life better than theirs.This got to a point that the mockery was almost unbearable for him but he persisted.One day, as they were on a construction project,they decided to take a break.They bought beans and bread,they set it down on a table just like the last super, with the christian's food at d head of the table.But as manners reqiures, they all left their food to wash their hands,but while coming back, to their suprise, the christian's food was missing,he looked up and down only to see his bread on the mouth of a dog.The ret of the group started laughing at him,coz it was infact a happy scenerio.He was so hungry dat he had no option but to run after d dog since it was only a few feet away frm him.D dog too was so hungry dat it decided not to give up d bread, d christian started running after the dog, d dog too kept on running as if it was d end of d days.Suddenly, there was a great sound,lo nd behold, d great building which was under construction collapsed and killed all d pagans laughing at d christian.D christian stoped 2 look @ d building, for all was gone, and he was d only survivor.
Re: The Christian And The Dog by nightnurse(f): 2:29pm On Jan 26, 2008
more like a testimony
Re: The Christian And The Dog by tufe(m): 2:45pm On Jan 26, 2008
@post

i hv a problem wit your name.
Re: The Christian And The Dog by Migines(m): 2:52pm On Jan 26, 2008
So go and die.
Re: The Christian And The Dog by ThugLife1(m): 3:37pm On Jan 26, 2008
Hun Hun Hun Hun
Re: The Christian And The Dog by afribabe: 5:22pm On Jan 26, 2008
not funny. Try again later
Re: The Christian And The Dog by djcrooky(m): 7:44pm On Jan 26, 2008
not funny looks, sorrowfull
Re: The Christian And The Dog by ituen(m): 8:23pm On Jan 26, 2008
joke makes nonsense sense
Re: The Christian And The Dog by tufe(m): 8:38pm On Jan 26, 2008
its ok jare
Re: The Christian And The Dog by fairmystiq(f): 11:39am On Aug 27, 2010
yea tis okay for the religion section undecided
Re: The Christian And The Dog by babyme1(f): 12:40pm On Aug 27, 2010
What a name shocked
Re: The Christian And The Dog by sonydecent(m): 4:42pm On Aug 27, 2010
what a name gentlefuck lipsrsealed

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