Joke) wat is trouble part 1: wen d person interviewing u @ ur new job is d same guy u insulted in traffic. U go apologise tire. Wen u tell ur friend 'ur mama ur papa' nd turn around nd see his or her mum nd dad staring @ u. Meehhn u go collect enough slap. Wen patient ebele is ur English teacher b4 waec oboy u go dey get A1 no worry. Wen u update "salary things" on facebook nd ur landlord comments "on point" omo u go travel go villa by force. Wen u ar in a bus nd u throw away #500 naira instead of gala wrapper oboy e don red b dat d driver nd conductor go beat u gwoo gwoo. Wen u deyon top okada nd d okada man dey ping... Na automatic ticket to baba GOD b dat. Wen u finish eaten in an eatery nd u forgot ur wallet in a taxi... Start 2 prepare ur grammar nd get ready 2 wash plate... U dey smoke ebo 4 road army catch u.. Oboy u no go feel ur ass nd face again... u mistakenly go give boko haram member slap. Oboy get ready 2 mistakenly swallow bomb...