AN OLD LADY WALKS INTO A BANK WITH A WHOOPING AMOUNT OF MONEY TO SAVE, THE CEO WAS SO OVERWHELMED HE ATTENDED TO HER PERSONALLY,CURIOUS HE ASKED HOW SHE CAME ACROSS SO MUCH MONEY.

GRANDMA:I MAKE BETS AND NEVER LOOSE
CEO:WHAT KINDA BETS
GRANDMA:WELL FOR INSTANCE I CAN BET You  $100,000 YOUR BALLS ARE SQUARE IN SHAPE
CEO: THATS CRAZY You CAN NEVER WIN
GRANDMA:WELL WHY DON'T You PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS
CEO:You AR ON
GRANDMA:WELL HOPE You DON'T MIND I'LL B BRINGING MY LAWYER TO WITNESS SO THERE WON'T NO FUNNY GAMES,$100.000 IS A LOT OF MONEY You KNOW.
CEO:NO PROBLEM
GRANDMA:GREAT TOMORROW 10:00am WE'LL BE HERE HAV A NICE DAY

AT NIGHT THE CEO STOOD INFRONT OF THE MIRROR CONFUSED CHECKING IS BALLS OUT MAKING SURE THERE WHERE NO CORNERS THERE,SATISFIED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.

GRANDMA:GOODMORNING(introduced her lawyer)
CEO(nervous)GOODMORNING
GRANDMA:KINDLY DROP UR PANTS PLEASE
HE DID SO AND SHE FELT DEM WELL THEY AR ROUND AFTERALL SHE SAID
CEO:YEAH WHAT DO You EXPECT CAN I HAVE MY MONEY PLEASE AND WHATS YOUR LAWYERS PROBLEM WHY IS HE HITTING HE'S HEAD ON THE WALL
GRANDMA:OH PAY HIM NO ATTENTION,HE'S JUST UPSET CUS I BET HIM $500,000 THAT I'LL HAVE THE BALLS OF THE CEO OF THIS BANK IN MY HANDS BY 10.00am

Very old but good joke.

Thanks for reminding me of it

Ituen, dont pick on my server

ituen:

Very old but good joke.

Thanks for reminding me of it

Couldn't have said it any better . . . . .

@aisha2 careful say i dey trip 4 u no mean say i ur slave

@Aisha

What did you mean by that?

@Folly

is this what ur tripping for?

Haba dear, you cant be my Slave, You are my heart, the sun that akes me up every morning, The smile that keeps me going, You cant be my slave sweety.
As for you Ituen, dont even start with me. Monkey no fine but her bobo like am

ok sweetie u just dey make my heart go popodipodipo

@ituen why ar u exposing ur grandma? do u want kids to hav nightmare

And you dey give me malaria, I go die oh. Please ignore all these enemies of love

ah my dear no die cus i no know wetin i go do?ok take panadol

This kin Malaria, na only you fit heal am, three doses of kisses for starters, two afternoon one in the night for 7 days

hw is dat my dear

Thank you honey, I feel so much better now

anything else my sweet?icecream,cakes just name it.

Just tender loving care my sweety

is dat all?hope u can handle it cus i have a million and 1 ways 2 do dat.

love struck! awwww keep up the flame of love folly and aisha

Cant wait honey.

just relax cus i'm gonna giv de sweeetest taboo more than u can imagine.

You make me wanna go crazy, u re killing me softly with ur seet words

hmmmmm u just wait till iget my hands on u and play u lik a spanish guiter cloud 9 is toomall

folly69:

AN OLD LADY WALKS INTO A BANK WITH A WHOOPING AMOUNT OF MONEY TO SAVE, THE CEO WAS SO OVERWHELMED HE ATTENDED TO HER PERSONALLY,CURIOUS HE ASKED HOW SHE CAME ACROSS SO MUCH MONEY.

GRANDMA:I MAKE BETS AND NEVER LOOSE
CEO:WHAT KINDA BETS
GRANDMA:WELL FOR INSTANCE I CAN BET You  $100,000 YOUR BALLS ARE SQUARE IN SHAPE
CEO: THATS CRAZY You CAN NEVER WIN
GRANDMA:WELL WHY DON'T You PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS
CEO:You AR ON
GRANDMA:WELL HOPE You DON'T MIND I'LL B BRINGING MY LAWYER TO WITNESS SO THERE WON'T NO FUNNY GAMES,$100.000 IS A LOT OF MONEY You KNOW.
CEO:NO PROBLEM
GRANDMA:GREAT TOMORROW 10:00am WE'LL BE HERE HAV A NICE DAY

AT NIGHT THE CEO STOOD INFRONT OF THE MIRROR CONFUSED CHECKING IS BALLS OUT MAKING SURE THERE WHERE NO CORNERS THERE,SATISFIED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.

GRANDMA:GOODMORNING(introduced her lawyer)
CEO(nervous)GOODMORNING
GRANDMA:KINDLY DROP UR PANTS PLEASE
HE DID SO AND SHE FELT DEM WELL THEY AR ROUND AFTERALL SHE SAID
CEO:YEAH WHAT DO You EXPECT CAN I HAVE MY MONEY PLEASE AND WHATS YOUR LAWYERS PROBLEM WHY IS HE HITTING HE'S HEAD ON THE WALL
GRANDMA:OH PAY HIM NO ATTENTION,HE'S JUST UPSET CUS I BET HIM $500,000 THAT I'LL HAVE THE BALLS OF THE CEO OF THIS BANK IN MY HANDS BY 10.00am  

what a lovely joke

@nightnurse thank u.

folly69:

hmmmmm u just wait till iget my hands on u and play u lik a spanish guiter cloud 9 is toomall

Cant wait for you to turn the lights down low and give me some good good loving

what if i touch u like dis and i touch rite dere tell me how u want it

aisha 2 and folly whats the meaning of this lovey dovey lines?
abegi make una try romance thread joo

@topic its simply an Xpired version of once a good joke.
@poster always check the manufactured date and expiring date b4 posting

ifyknowall i purposely brought back the thread for the reading pleasure of new members and as 4 me and aisha mind ur bloody bizness busybody.

ifyalways:

aisha 2 and folly whats the meaning of this lovey dovey lines?
abegi make una try romance thread joo

@topic its simply an Xpired version of once a good joke.
@poster always check the manufactured date and expiring date before posting

Dont even go there, no attack my sweety at all oh or else i will show you am a retired market woman. Baby dont mind them they are jealous of our true love. Ify, go find your own

my dear don't waste ur strenght on dis no gooder just giv me ur love jare

folly69:

ifyknowall i purposely brought back the thread for the reading pleasure of new members and as 4 me and aisha mind your bloody bizness busybody.

thank you for acknowleding that i know almost all.
go cure yourself of your PAULS PAN SYNDROME then come back to me.

aisha2:

Dont even go there, no attack my sweety at all oh or else i will show you am a retired market woman. Baby don't mind them they are jealous of our true love. Ify, go find your own

once a market woman,always a market woman.
birds of the same feather,flock,drink and wallow together.

folly69:

my dear don't waste your strenght on this no gooder just giv me your love jare

talk of a wasted sperm breathing !

Its now official



FOLLYAISHA

not against their folly anyway.all am saying is that they should stop spoiling the threads.
i love the sound of the coined name anyway.
follyaisha