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Play Your Age by feelgood(m): 2:11pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
Play Your Age A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know. Why don't you play your age?" He then walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29 and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!" |
Re: Play Your Age by folly69(m): 2:22pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
sorry i don't get d joke? |
Re: Play Your Age by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
the woman must be a fool |
Re: Play Your Age by noyez(m): 4:13pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
it that joke or joker |
Re: Play Your Age by ituen(m): 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
The joke was funny. It meant that she was actually 36 but lied that her age was 29 |
Re: Play Your Age by nightnurse(f): 7:20pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
good joke for calculative minds like my concubine's |
Re: Play Your Age by ituen(m): 7:53pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
who is ur concubine? |
Re: Play Your Age by ifyalways(f): 7:59pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
ituen:buhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @topic nice joke but there is room for improvement though ! |
Re: Play Your Age by Phiniter(m): 9:45pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
dry joke sucks |
Re: Play Your Age by ThugLife1(m): 11:07pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Play Your Age by ifyalways(f): 6:31pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 7:09pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
nightnurse: nightnurse, nightnurse, nightnurse you sef don get concubine. i go tell you know who. you sabi say i get eim number |
Re: Play Your Age by nightnurse(f): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2008 |
@tufe no try am oooo, don't spoil my runs ooo |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
i will, unless you bribe me, uhmmmmmmmmm with a kiss. that will do for now. till i want more. lest, he sure is gonna find out baby |
Re: Play Your Age by ituen(m): 5:34pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
TUFE E get 2 things i no dey play with. WOMAN and MONEY I wont repeat it again. STAY OFF NIGHTNURSE |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 8:16pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
na wa wa. see this bloody polygamist, who dey follow u drag wife now again ehn. chairman, calm down o |
Re: Play Your Age by ifyalways(f): 8:42pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
hmmmmmn godlucki |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 9:02pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
meaning what now ehn |
Re: Play Your Age by ifyalways(f): 9:09pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
whatever it sounds like |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 9:16pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
na you know |
Re: Play Your Age by ituen(m): 11:39am On Feb 01, 2008 |
@Tufe. Na u and only u know. I don warn u oh |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 1:40pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
dey warn dey go na |
Re: Play Your Age by tessybaby(f): 1:43pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
tufe? |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 1:46pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
yep, whats popping |
Re: Play Your Age by tessybaby(f): 2:43pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
champagne |
Re: Play Your Age by skysunny(m): 3:13pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
can i ve a glass please |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 3:14pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
*gets 2 glasses, fills it up with champagne, and sits on teh sofa with tessy. looks around just to make sure ituen aint home, then give tessy a luvly kiss. divorce him and marry me please. i will adopt all your kids. just leave him alone* |
Re: Play Your Age by ituen(m): 3:18pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Re: Play Your Age by tunanpa: 3:26pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
the joke dey tachnicle not technical |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 3:29pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
[img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4475[/img] shit happens. liver must grow one day |
Re: Play Your Age by ifyalways(f): 5:20pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
@tufe play your age remember. tessy is old enough to be your grannie |
Re: Play Your Age by tufe(m): 5:25pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
ify, from the way you talk, i'll guess you are 24 or 25, and just off the record, i'm older than you are. but you be correct girl sha. you make me enjoy these threads, without you, it certainly would be bleeped so [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4480[/img] |
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