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An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by nightnurse(f): 6:57pm On Jan 29, 2008
Ituen came home in great excitement and said to his wife (Tessybaby), "You'll
never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position
for lovemaking."
"Really," said Tessybaby, interested at once. "What is it?"
"Back to back."
"But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back."
"Yes we can. I've persuaded Miggy and Clemcy to help out."
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by nightnurse(f): 7:02pm On Jan 29, 2008
they are all going to skin me alive on this one, i better run for my dear life
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 7:20pm On Jan 29, 2008
Dont run nighttie grin grin grin grin

We told clem and miggie to come for practical purposes.

If they try ut and it cant work, den we wont do it either
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by nightnurse(f): 7:22pm On Jan 29, 2008
ok bt am kinda scared they'll eat me up 4 telling the truth
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 7:53pm On Jan 29, 2008
fear not and come on YIM, so i can protect u grin grin grin
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Jan 29, 2008
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
IV indeed !
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by tjtj1(m): 12:51am On Jan 30, 2008
night nurse wat bout we try front to front
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by micklplus(m): 6:54am On Jan 30, 2008
how about side by side
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by tjtj1(m): 7:37am On Jan 30, 2008
i would like to see u do tht micklplus nd for the record am not a gay
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On Jan 30, 2008
wtfuc<k!
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by nightnurse(f): 12:29pm On Jan 30, 2008
wat abt face 2 face, leg 2 leg and an*s 2 an*s?
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 1:08pm On Jan 30, 2008
@Nightnurse

STOP DAT OH
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 1:20pm On Jan 30, 2008
how about teeth to teeth?
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 1:34pm On Jan 30, 2008
I'm thinking of toe nail to finger nail
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 1:38pm On Jan 30, 2008
that one dey ok sef
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Jan 30, 2008
even ear to ear
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by Lolabbey: 2:07pm On Jan 30, 2008
night nurse i gbadun dis style oooooo grin grin grin grin
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 2:11pm On Jan 30, 2008
even intestine to intestine
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ayusman16(m): 2:22pm On Jan 30, 2008
wat about anus to anus wink
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 2:27pm On Jan 30, 2008
Na onlyu go suggest that kain method. Ur on your own oh
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 2:28pm On Jan 30, 2008
na him invent that method now
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ayusman16(m): 2:33pm On Jan 30, 2008
As a qualified Medical Doctor i recommend it for u to solve all ur wet dream problems
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 2:49pm On Jan 30, 2008
thank you
keep telling us ur secrets
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 2:51pm On Jan 30, 2008
Abortion Godfather
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ayusman16(m): 2:57pm On Jan 30, 2008
Am a specialist in that area. So can bring al ur victims for free consultation.
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 2:58pm On Jan 30, 2008
my God!
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 3:22pm On Jan 30, 2008
U aint seen nothing yet, Saucekid

Most of im patients na the ones wey im impregnate tru the arse
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 3:24pm On Jan 30, 2008
anusman=ironic name
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ayusman16(m): 3:36pm On Jan 30, 2008
@SourKid

The name is Ayusman angry Damn!

@Ituen

U want make i expose u sad
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by tjtj1(m): 4:09pm On Jan 30, 2008
Anusboy
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by saucekid(m): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2008
ayusman-anusman
na the same thing
Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 4:28pm On Jan 30, 2008
Na the same thing my brother

The mistake be say wen im wan register, im make mistake type Y instead of N

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