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What Would Happen In Nigeria If We Experience Hurricane? by Temi231(f): 6:18pm On Nov 02, 2012
I was just thinking about what would happen in Nigeria if we experience hurricane like US East Coast is currently going through Hurricane Sandy? (God Forbid). Imagine say a 'HURRICANE SUNDAY". First and foremost;
1.Pastor for church go prophesy the hurricane.
2. The state governor will hold a press conference advising the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on channel TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis.That they are on top the situation.
4. The FG will wait for the hurricane to first land and wipe out states then;- Hold a day National Mourning and prayers and order the flag to be flown at half mast. Then they will visit the survival camps and share relief material(Mosquito net,rice and indomine)then set up a committee to investigate the hurricane and see how we can prevent future hurricane from visiting. Set up another committee to investigate the previous committee-(released billion of naira on paper) fir disaster management
5. The senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the hurricane.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold a crusade titled " May Hurricane wipe out my enemies.
7. MAny Nigerians tongue will change their BB Display Pictures to " Hurricane tins"
8. CPC, ACN and others will Blame PDP and GEJ fir the hurricane.
9. BOKO HARAM will claim responsibility and promise more hurricane IF FG don't comply. God bless Naija

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