dani1luv:
NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: Since Independence oh

This is d joke!

acidosis™:

Here is the joke

I tell you. This guy got me cracking.

Each one of us can make changes no matter how little ,but majority of Nigerian youths prefer to jeer,mock and ridicule their father land forgetting that wherever they are today was built by youths and generations like them....we can keep blaming the government, but we can't lie to our future generation about the shameless roles we played.

ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation.

Are we indirectly rejoicing over other's plight, turning their misfortunes into a joke?

Frankly ko, stanly ni..abegi commoti joor...u no sabi beta joke.

Very funny

lan tan .

dani1luv: Here's a telephone conversation between a man in Hurricane ravaged New York and his friend in Lagos:

Lagos: I hope u guys are safe?

NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out here! Lagos: What's going on?

NY: There is flooding everywhere

Lagos: Big deal we're used to that!

NY: People are dying man!

Lagos: We're used to that too!

NY: Look man the power's out we're in darkness!

Lagos: Welcome to our world!

NY: People can't get around no public transport

Lagos: We just banned Okada too

NY: The phone lines are out too, I'm having to use my mobile

Lagos: Me too!

NY: The police and Emergency services are overwhelmed we don't feel safe from criminals taking advantage of the situation!

Lagos: Neither do we!

NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u guys too

Lagos: Since Independence oh

ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation.

Are we indirectly rejoicing over other's plight, turning their misfortunes into a joke?

Haba,you blind? Even mugabe go laugh for dis joke.. Abeg try loosen up,so dat your strong concrete face go soft small..no offense##

ITS ONLY A slowpoke/RETARD THAT WILL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A JOKE....BORING+DOESNT MAKE AN OUNCE OF SENSE.

[quote author=eduson55]this joke is too expensive for my coountry.[/quote

Shut up! Imagine if hurricane nmadi hit 9ja

maninmood:


Why did you have to use red colour for 'Lagos'? You are a racialist

you go school?

New yorker: do you guys have to sleep in your home when its freezing without heat?

Lagos: no

We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.

Cleanman: ITS ONLY A slowpoke/RETARD THAT WILL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A JOKE....BORING+DOESNT MAKE AN OUNCE OF SENSE.

So you are on the verge of proclaiming every Nigerian a retard/slowpoke, because every Nigerian KNOWS the is straight out hillarious. No offence though if you happen to reside in NY and NJ, i'v not been to either or seen any of, my heart reaches out to u man.

Creativity at its pinnacle

Cleanman: ITS ONLY A slowpoke/RETARD THAT WILL CONSIDER THE ABOVE A JOKE....BORING+DOESNT MAKE AN OUNCE OF SENSE.

Meaning?

This was quite funny but it's unfortunate that while a part of the US is being affected by natural disaster, in Nigeria our own natural disaster is our government and leaders which actually affects us worse than hurricane sandy has affected them. SMH vigorously!

pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.

Omo see yarn

@Dani......Nice Joke....Me love it

Obinoscopy: Nice one, very original

jst because d link was nt provided doesn't mean dt d joke is original...why nt check http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/group/IgboWorldForum/message/151558?var=1&l=1 nd see for urself...

dabrake: I also experience hurricane wenger every week

...and hurricane Manchester 'referee' united

New york and jersey haha I feel for them o dem never stay in darkness before sha and queue for filling station before haha if you see queue of cars for fillin station its so long never seen such before - omo na wa o

pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.

+1000 Likes!!!

;DLwkmd

dabrake: I also experience hurricane wenger every week

Hurricane Wenger!!!!

pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.

waoh, that was great man. i so love your comment.

Daewoods: Number 11 to comment, Glory be to God.
Pray i do better next time.

you are hilarious

pretty_boi: We keep wondering & keep admiring how these people are so efficient in performing their duties & how organized their country/countries are,well it isn't magic. Nigeria can even be better but it starts with you & me doing every one of our jobs passionately & putting country first. If you're a policeman,a cleaner,a dog breeder,a politician,an architect,a driver,a fireman,a scientist,a maid,a doctor a nurse,a soldier,a musician or anything you are,do your work passionately & strive to stand out & it would go round & everyone would be happy at Nigeria's efficiency rate & development. But for now what do we have? A doctor who doesn't do his/her job passionately expecting a president who would be passionate & turn the country around, a driver who doesn't obey traffic laws hoping to get the best health services from that doctor when he himself doesn't do his own work well,a footballer who doesn't put in his best to play for his country would still expect a fireman to do his job selflessly & douse the fire that's burning his home,A Pastor/Imam who preaches that people of a faith different from his are "unbelievers" & "infidels" & that "faithful people" should not associate with such people would still be expecting a peaceful country. Nigeria is all we (it's people) have made it so if Nigeria is a failure,it's because that's what we have chosen to be & if we desire to see a better Nigeria the key/power's also in our hands.

very well said!!!! unfortunately, Nigerians are animals!!!

Awesome joke...it would have been more accurate if it said since BEFORE independence (it's not like we've ever been a developed country)...but awesome and to point. I also liked most of the responses (who knew?!). Having more and more people who are unsatisfied with the way things are is a start - a slow start...a VERY slow start is a start none the less. The more people that are unsatisfied with having a big house without security or power or good roads to said house, the more likely we will elect governments that work on these issues....still pretty boi hit the nail on the head: let each one of us be the change we want to see.

Kpac: This is a very good joke
This made me laugh so big
And
This is a good creative work....
I raise my cap....
Good work there.

Please, kindly explain to me how you laughed so BIG

engineerd:

very well said!!!! unfortunately, Nigerians are animals!!!

With all due respect, i will love it if you can recall your statement, remember your friends, your brothers and sisters are all Nigerians, not to talk about people that God used to bring you to the world. I hope you get my points now.

ihebrooke: Frankly, I don't see any joke in the conversation.

Are we indirectly rejoicing over other's plight, turning their misfortunes into a joke?

gosh! Must u guys always take tins too serious. Are u a saddist ni?? Abeg loosen up joor!
No one's making fun of them. The joke's actually bringing out the flaws and problems in our country by comparing to another..and in a humorous way.
#btw, don't forget we're still nigerians..#suffering and smiling