eldoublo you want an opponent to battle ?,
this one is ill too. here are the rules ,. olu you go first!

1. 8 Bars (16 Lines only)
2. No irrelevant talks/comments
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. Battle of 2 rounds. in case of a draw or tie round 3 settles it .
5. Voting begins at the end of the second round.
6. The final winner would be decided after the first 5 votes.
7. no whining in the case of defeat
8. no reference whatsoever to your opponent lines.no biting
9. no external interference.
10. fair play

Well, where's d dude @?

eldoublo will beat po-deep for sure .let podeep burst first abi is he scared ?

Hey, eldoublo, wassup? If u dont want to battle, u dont have to. Don't let bolajibaok control you, he's a knowm Nairaland slave & nuisance.
If u really want to battle with d mind of a honorable mc then make a call-out & if u dont want to, u dont have to.
Peace.

Hey, eldoublo, wassup? If u dont want to battle, u dont have to. Don't let bolajibaok control you, he's a knowm Nairaland slave & nuisance.
If u really want to battle with d mind of a honorable mc then make a call-out & if u dont want to, u dont have to.
Peace.

Bolajibao* we know u are addicted to nairaland, there is this adage that goes[b]"wetin dey sweet small pikin
na him dey kill am".[/b]Now i see some people have being cursed from birth, yaba is even going to reject you
cos ur madness is not ordinary.

Cant you see that u making this Battle Forum disorganise, we all know your childhood dreams taking over from Seun
but nobody is against you ok.

Po Deep, what do you say we go at it? Im respecting your flow, saw how you wiped the floor with Bolaji in your battle against him, impressive homie!!!

Aight, kick game.

Bsides, why dont u go cast a vote for who u think was betta on my battle wit bolajibaok so I can wrap dat up b4 ours begins.

Bsides, why dont u go cast a vote for who u think was betta on my battle wit bolajibaok so I can wrap dat up b4 ours begins.

@PO-DEEP
NO NEED TO BEG OR BRIBE ELDOUBLO TO VOTE FOR YOU . HIS VOTE DOESNT COUNT . HE IS NOT A HIPHOP HEAD .FOOL
THE IDIOT CANNOT EVEN BEAT GIRLS JUST LIKE PO-DEEP

Not only are u retarded and a pathetic wuss. . .you're a spammer, scammer and a sexist/male chauvinist and an slowpoke extraordinaire. . .

AGREED WORDSMITH .
THANK GOD I DONT Bleep GAYS LIKE YOU Bleep YOUR BRODA.PO-SHIT

Wordsmith:

Not only are u retarded and a pathetic wuss. . .you're a spammer, scammer and a sexist/male chauvinist and an slowpoke extraordinaire. . .

Rflmao

Yo eldoublo, my battle wit bolajibiotch has been wrapped so do u wanna go first or u want me to?

. . .

of course you are not in bolajis class. so stoop low and battle the eartworm clown olu

Ignored!!

Well, I guess you should go first! And by the way, ignore Bolaji - he is a waste of thread space and letters

a new guy already has problems with bolaji. bolaji mr dramatik

You know the house rules:
Basically;
- No biting
- Nothing less than 10 bars
- No feeding(line referal)
- No hate votes
- Bolajibaok/flowshow/edioso and the other clones are kindly banned from voting.
- NEVA COME LAME!

just go on with the battle. i know you will be scared to go first . no interference . the past is history

Here goes:


Hmmn. . . El - doubl - o, dosent that spell LOO??/
must be why u'r so "full of sh*t", now lets quickly expel you/.
I'm like ur school teacher, my pen determines your fate/
I know why u'r so "full of yourself" cos I served u ur ass on a gold plate/.
Word has it that u got murked by a female, well if that's so/;
it means u'r "lower than p*ssy", and if we check a woman's body, dat would make u an ass-hole!/(get it?)
When I call u 'homz', it means HOMO not homie/
Dat's why u swallow so much siemens(semens) till u start actin phone-y(phony)/.
You've been such a bad kid, now its time to chastise you/.
In a pool of ur own blood I'm gon'na baptize you/
Lemme just advise you//
I dont need to type in block-letters to "Cap-Size" you!/(capsize)
I stay sharp like the protudin horn// of a unicorn/
& make ur wackass wear a frown like its a uniform/.
I'm like a trip to the sun, u just cant survive me/
I got more flow than the high sea/
Eldoublo couldnt give me 'double trouble' if he had two IDs/.
When u rap to a crowd, u get BOOs(booze) like  alcohol/
Dont make me have to tell nairaland how u lost ur virginity to a barbie doll/
You winning me? GROW UP man, u gotta be "kidding" me/
I mean, its bad enuff that u "piss me off" but now u're 'SHITTING me'?!/
Its Po Deep yall but I electrocute this wussy and I aint even Po-Lite/
Put you 6 feet undaground to make u a "low life"/
U remind me of the donkey from winnie the pooh, a HE-LovePeddler!/(ee-yore)
Actin gay porn is the only time u get hardcore/.
Now lemme put you to sleep to end the story/;
the only way you put me to sleep is when u bore me!/


Goodluck.

great. now lets wait for eldoublo . no outside interference pls.

Eldoublo??

Nice lines btw, been offline allday,

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I Bleep a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this gay nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they cum on//
You wanna put my d*ck in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your gay partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipsh*t hoe gotta go. . .

(If you do not understand the last line, look up Teletubbies on Google. . . haha)

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I Bleep a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this gay nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they cum on//
You wanna put my dick in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your gay partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipshit hoe gotta go…

(that part in bold was changed by the thread automatically, )

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I Bleep a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this gay nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they come on//
You want to put my d*ck in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your gay partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipshit hoe gotta go…

(that part in bold was changed by the thread automatically, )

Nice. I see u obeyed the last rule "NEVA COME LAME". Cool.
Aight, where them votes at??

Yeah it was a close battle anyway but Po Deep got my vote .
He got more disses than Eldoublo.

eldoublo:


You want to put my d*ck in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard

While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//

And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipshit hoe gotta go…

BITING OBSERVATIONS
1. THE FIRST LINE WAS BITEN FROM RAKIM'S SONG. WORDSMITH TAKE NOTE
2. THE TELL-A-TUBBY LINE WAS BITEN FROM BOLAJI VS PO-DEEP . SAME THING WORDSMITH REFERRED TO AS BITEN FROM PROVERB OR MODE OR WHO ?

FINALLY MY VOTE
PO-DEEP WINS COS HE HAD MORE STRONG PUNCHLINES.DISSES AND RHYMES . NO BEEF .

@Bolaji

1. Rakim's line was
"Put my manliness in your ear/ Bleep what you heard" (but that line didnt originate from Rakim between, its a punchline from a joke about a prostitute and a news anchor)

2. The teletubbies line is all mine --- look up Teletubbie online fool and get back at me,

3. And I apologise if you wanted to drink your own Pap Smear dude, next time I'll leave it out of talk