Abujafood: True true? How come she 'spoken' pidgin at the end of the conversation?

berylLOL: err..?, she was probably laffin cos of d picture u took wen u registered ur sim.

Born 2be Rich: @OP this is a fake post....The only thing i got is that your real name is ALEX

Clemzy16: Hahahahaha.. "OP" no go kill me o! Common 34N you dey vex lik dat. You were even lucky they picked your call. They've done worst than that to me. That's the mere reason i dumped my MTN sim. So, as long as you wish to continue using "Empty Hen", You have to bear whatever happens.

zeus_d3: hw she no go laff.. Jst ₦34 u dey ginger. Dem collect 2500 airtime 4m my fone. I no call dem na common small moni u dey ginger. Mtcheew

Okija_juju:

wellmax: Shits on the front page. mtcheeewww

mc~evans:



I don'tt blame you. I am far better than u that feeds from hand to mouth. I work for my money ok. I don't care if you have all the money in the world to throw aeound. Bloody Bastard

luluosas:
You don't need to insult the guy at all as he has prove himself to belong to the 'shoeless people group'. Hope you understand me.

Abujafood: True true? How come she 'spoken' pidgin at the end of the conversation?

Ishilove: Double post

berylLOL: err..?, she was probably laffin cos of d picture u took wen u registered ur sim.

harlos: how u take know say na wetin I dey think b dat?

berylLOL:
U must be my Sibling frm anoda moda..

puffpuff: Just thank your star that I wasn't d CCR,I would have inform QA that u are becoming abusive,hence my need to end the call.Then,I will do you a big favour by 'exempting' you from using 180 for some hours,if not all through the day. That will calm and humble your burning nerves
CCRs are human beings like you. They deserve being properly treated and addressed.
#my attitude depends on how you treat me#

sylve11: @ op, I believe u. . .that was how a friend of mine woke up one morning and put a call thru to glo customer care service.

The conversation went this way
My guy: hello
9ustomer care: good morning this is nkechi on the line, how may I help u sir?
My guy: I hear Sey una dey give person N500 note as screen saver
Customer care: huh?
My guy: I hear Sey una dey give person N500 note as screen saver, abi u nor dey hear word?

At this point lwkmd

Customer care: I don't know what u are talking about
My guy: how u go take know wetin I dey talk about. Ok as no N500 note as screen saver, I fit get N50 own.
Customer care: oga what is ur problem?
My guy: N500 note
Customer care rep: God, someone should come and help me o.
My guy. . . the call and was laughing.
That was really funny and stuupid of ma guy.

Naijacitizen: that is why i choosen Etisalat.

harlos: I was thinking dat too

mc~evans:
It all started this morning when i woke up to check my MTN balance to find out that #32 naira has been deducted from my account. I called the MTN customer care helpline to know the reason why and this was what transpired between us.

Customer Care: Good Morning Sir! My name is Oyindamola. How may i help u?

Me: My Name is Alex calling from Lagos.

Customer Care: Okay Mr. Alex. Are you calling from your own MTN number?

Me: YES

Customer Care: OK. How may i help u?

Me: For the fact that i haven't called anyone on my cellphone does not give MTN the right to tamper with my airtime.

Customer Care: (She started laughing) Sir, can you please repeat yourself again?

Me: (Angry) Dem tell you say i come here come play?

Customer Care: Okay sir! I remember now. You said MTN deducted your airtime right?

Me: Hot tea dey your mouth when i talk am before?

Customer Care: (she chuckles) Okay sir. What kind of phone are you using?

Me: Chinko dey subscribe to BIS services?

Customer Care: Okay sir. You are using a Blackberry right?

Me: Ask me again

Customer Care: Okay sir. Please hold for a moment while i check your number. (LAUGHING)

Customer Care: Sir! R u there? Hello?

Me: I no say una sabi lie. So tell me the lie. I dey hear you.

Her laughter became obvious and i could hear another lady asking her the reason why she was laughing.

Customer Care: Ok Sir. From my computer

Me: "Cuts In" I dey hear you

Customer Care: I see that your BIS subscription is still active but the reason why your airtime was deducted was because you are using MTN default wap settings. So, please follow these steps to change it.

Me: Abeg tell me another LIE.

Customer Care: Oga, abeg i no wan laugh. Thanks for choosing MTN

fitzmayowa:
which of the online assistance centre do you work Bringing QA here is not good enough please be guided

puffpuff: Hello mr etiqutte,Save yourself those sermons.Check d thread from page 1 to see QA previously mentioned by others. As for my centre,u can make it your job to dig it out. Abeg let me pass.

luluosas:
So, you be true true MTN spy here abi?