nairaland really needs a battle competition let's organise one

mayor M:

nairaland really needs a battle competition let's organise one

I hope the moderator is reading this.

My flow is lyk d ocean,so am making waves,urs lyk a pool, it's making ripples//ur flow needs a doctor,cos its lame its a cripple

i got more SMOOTH flows than my IRONED SHIRT | you so dumb, no wonder your flow's MUTE like it got NO SOUND | go rap in the sun cos when you're on stage your flows ain't got delight(the light) |

My verses got wisdom lyk d bible//diss me and u gonna have to deal wit my rifle

me am rap KING like SOLOMON | like a thousand Y am Y's(wise) | don't battle me cos imma make you NON-EXISTENT like SODOM |

Fool b dissin a dull mehn guy u lazy//
Cz d closest u'll come 2 a 'car' z wen I 'drive'-u-crazy//

Try to infuse some logic into your rhymes///cause to tell you the truth you are a blunder on every the line

Try to infuse some logic into your rhymes///cause to tell you the truth you are a blunder on every the line

you need to start rapping with TWO STONES 'cos i tell you, your rap ain't got the SPARK | your lines my error your corrections my mistakes | . . .aha!

i wan vomit!

adebayo201:

i wan vomit!

Pregnant? Multiple worm syndrome?

Efe you are so daft
time to separate the wheat from the chaff

armadeo:

time to separate the wheat from the chaff

This is the kind of work you should have been doing instead of wasting your time insulting me.

all this thingz are expired lines
and pre nursery rhymes

This Nigga Switch Clicks Like Bitches Switch Dicks Yu Aint Shit Yu Fuckin Pee

This dude CHANGES b'itch like an automobile GEARBOX |
Super rap sound. . . That's why my flow . . . AUTO |

EfeEkarume:

This dude CHANGES b'itch like an automobile GEARBOX |
Super rap sound. . . That's why my flow . . . AUTO |

efe take a dive, or rather get a knife

cos u be rhyming, like u aint even got a life.

lukoya:


efe take a dive, or rather get a knife

cos u be rhyming, like u aint even got a life.

After you lad.

EfeEkarume:

After you lad.

you were meant to respond with two lines yeah? anyways here goes ma two lines:


i aint no lad, i'm sorry i hit u hard.

but dumb ass broda u dont have to feel so bad.

Yh efe since your head is strong like a rock
Prove to us dat it aint filled wit block

TLJ:

Yh efe since your head is strong like a rock
Prove to us dat it aint filled wit block

i like ur style, it seems ur kinda fly

but dont get it twisted ur swag is kinda dry.

lukoya:


you were meant to respond with two lines yeah?

Yap I was supposed to . . . and here it is. . .
I bang punches below belt, the dude is unfair║
Coons be tringin' def sound, y'all dumbbell║

U should be slamming those punches somewhere else,and dats ur head
And lukoya my swag might be dry but urs is wack.m intact

He'd say he's in tact, yet he gat no tactics║
You FLOW DIRTY like GUTTER, the reason they stink║

Dude u really need more practice,for someone who has got tactics
Just be careful how u fumble cos u might just end up in the jungle

EfeEkarume:

Yap I was supposed to . . . and here it is. . .
I slam punches below belt, the dude is unfair║
Coons be tringin' def sound, y'all dumbbell║

be more creative dude

hell is not a burning place, its just an alphabet?!!!

im sure u wudnt find it sad ending up there after death.

No matter how hard you practise, you can never be me --This perfect!║
Yarnin' junky jargons, ur so ill-iterate║

lukoya:


be more creative dude

hell is not a burning place, its just an alphabet?!!!

im sure u wudnt find it sad ending up there after death.

Dumb dude don't even know L and Hell are homonyms.
Dumb dude can't think because he's dazed. I knocked him out.

efe try rhyming na, all this ur ibo boi swag.

try sumtin like this, u never pass primary skool u dey jump go phd.


now imma do a freestyle,

comin to you realtyme,

imma hit u bigtyme,

ma seven digit lugz shoes, dint even need no shoe shine.

braaaaap,

I don't need pratise cos I got skillz
Signout,get a job and maybe ull be able to pay the bills