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The Best "dear John" Joke? by africanboy(m): 10:39am On Apr 20, 2006 |
A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Mary -------------------------------------------- If you guys have more, please post. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by spikelord(m): 11:05am On Apr 20, 2006 |
She wants to kill John. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by kajad(m): 11:16am On Apr 20, 2006 |
lol |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by micklplus(m): 12:08pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
great and that was a wonderful attack on John ! i hope the guy wont die from heart attack ! Nice joke |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 12:32pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Old joke!!! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by dm(m): 12:47pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
[size=15pt]WOW[/size] Payback Time |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by africanboy(m): 1:02pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
O4real: it may be old, but it was my first time reading it, as sure as it was the first time for some others. its not like you havent type "Old joke!!!" before. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by Free(f): 2:49pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 6:46pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
@africanboy Cry africanboy, cry 4 the demise of your jokes. Mama's boy! instead of keeping quite and giving us classic jokes he goes blabbing about how funny he finds it. Tell me: - WHO CARES!!! hen, hen, hen!!! WHO CARES bro if u laughed off your sorry self!!! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by diddy4(m): 10:30pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by africanboy(m): 10:42am On Apr 21, 2006 |
O4real: unlike you, am not a CLOWN. i dont tell jokes. i saw on the net and shared. have you told someone this joke before? "copyright infringement?". WAKE UP BRO! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by barinaadaa(m): 11:26am On Apr 21, 2006 |
There is nothing new under the sun. Is there ? keep it up bro, i sure enjoyed YOUR joke remember players ganna play, haters ganna hate, but that doesn`t change your anatomy, does it ? If u`ve got more pls share, and make someones day. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by africanboy(m): 11:42am On Apr 21, 2006 |
@barinaadaa, thanks |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@africanboy Yes, keep up your sorry old, clownish jokes! Clowns like you will feel U. Get current and move on! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by Reba(f): 1:19pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
Way cool mh nice one African boy,send some more O4real go suck the lemon |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 2:47pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@reba Oh so you've been there to know how it feels!? |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by africanboy(m): 2:48pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
*sits here wondering if O4real hasn'tgot anything else to do* |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 2:52pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
then u must be jobless africanboy cos am working and u sit just like your jokes! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by africanboy(m): 2:58pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
hmm, i see, moving around the forum dissing people's jokes is WORK. Whose paying you? |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 3:16pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
i think u just want to increase the tread of this sorry joke so people will feel there is much to it!? isnt it? Sorry you got the wrong guy! But I wondered who pays you to sit and wonder!!! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by lauryn(f): 3:21pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
Put a sock in it and move on pls, nice joke still! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by Reba(f): 4:30pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@Lauryin gal, u rite very nice joke I love it 04real,still go suck the lemon it seems that u haven'nt sucked it at all |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by nuggard(m): 4:38pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@Reba. . . .local is lekker. But african boy and O4real you guys disses really cracked me.keep at it please. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 4:47pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
@nuggard nuggard:oh nug, u again, ok ok i can ovastand, u want to go clapping those miggets. No fighting, i said noooo figthing in here, @haters I said it before now i can c it coming: someone with a multi-faced ID is here tricking afroboy into being happy. Reba go into your SA shell, lauryn put on yours socks and start clapping because your hero just arrived!!! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by lauryn(f): 5:24pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
O4real: LMAO, and who on this planet is the hero lol |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by jayemkay(f): 6:57pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
john must have gone absolutely crazy! hahaha serves him right! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by jayemkay(f): 6:58pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
john must have gone absolutely crazy! hahaha serves him right! and no fighting here pls! |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by Reba(f): 11:53am On Apr 26, 2006 |
@ nuggard U rite local is lekker,but hey u know where that applies only where we live (southern zone) @ O4real man u suck, I think its u who to go in your Shell where ever u are. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by Z4M4eva(f): 11:57am On Apr 26, 2006 |
l.o.l. Kool Joke Africanboy. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
Men she's the smartest babe in the whole wide world |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 1:36pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
@Reba While your G-papis were hunting 4 gold-dust in the past, If i just put a J*** in 4 that Reba of urs, surely, u'll be eating saw-dust back in SA. That I said a simple statement "old joke" doesnt deserve all your hate words. It meant i read it before but If you are hunting 4 afrodonkey's Green Card this is not how to go about it. Consult Doctor Moon, he'll surely know how to help ya, sissy. |
Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by O4real(m): 1:38pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
@Reba Oh Mary, I 4got the "Old Joke" was about a gal in SA. Are u so sour from being bruised dont worry u'll find comfort in N*****land! 4 further e-motional advise just dont b shy to call 4 help here. |
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