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Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 10:47pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
Dear Girlfriend I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had new haircut, and cooked your favorite meal. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after gossiping with your friend on d phone. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't allow me to touch you anymore. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your SISTER and I are moving away to UK together! Have a great life! Your EX-boyfriend |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cescky(m): 10:49pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
poor |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 10:51pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
sharap. na you poor! |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 10:58pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
hei ya, Chaai!, i've always known dat gal no fit love person, i no blame d Ex Bf sha |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 11:04pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
THANK YOU CBASE. |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gabry(f): 5:34am On Sep 10, 2008 |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by clemcykul(f): 8:00am On Sep 10, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 11:09am On Sep 10, 2008 |
what? I can't believe this. You can't leave me without paying back all the money i spent on u o. . without giving back those clothes I bought for u including the one u are wearing now plus the money i gave u to feed ya family self If u want it this way, then its payday! |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 11:14am On Sep 10, 2008 |
SEE YOUR MOUTH, I SAID IT, SO THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT MONEY. WELL I WILL SPEND IT ON YOUR SISTER WHO IS ELOPING WITH ME TO THE UK. |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 11:24am On Sep 10, 2008 |
oh yeah? spending it on my sister as if u have it. How can u eat ur cake and still have it? U want to deceive my sister abi? hmm, what kind of charm are u using on us? how can we fall for ur broke behind |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 5:34pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
relax, i have a sugar coated mouth, you and your sister are not the first. you are like the 2000th meanwhile, who wouldnt follow a fine boy like me, |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by newdeal(m): 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
oga milla, you fine no be lie, i see ya pikture wey gabrywyll post, infact, i dash you my grand-ma! she go join you for UK |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Abbygyal(f): 5:56pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
newdeal:lol! |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gabry(f): 3:37am On Sep 11, 2008 |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 8:07am On Sep 11, 2008 |
enemies detected !!!! back to sender |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 8:16am On Sep 11, 2008 |
** comes in see something in flight, dodges it n leaves** |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by spenchuks(m): 8:38am On Sep 11, 2008 |
lysaa pls do u have another sister |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Sep 11, 2008 |
dat one is meant for me and me alone. take that ur pint sized bla bla bla away |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by AshleyDW(f): 9:55am On Sep 11, 2008 |
MY REPLY!!! Dear Ex-BF Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been dating for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago! About you touching me: I turned away from you because u were wearing "SILK BOXERS" (u know silk irritates my skin) with a N500 price tag still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed N500 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica , but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. The letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-GF Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by AshleyDW(f): 10:04am On Sep 11, 2008 |
lysaa: Lyssa- i helped deliver the letter as u told me to, after you travelled, Av fun !!! |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 11:50am On Sep 11, 2008 |
thank u dear i ddn't include this part in there. . dear Ex U said I was gossipping with my friend, but she was actually looking for a place where we can be alone. .away from town. . just the two of us. .for at least a week. We concluded it would be, Bahamas, that got us excited. BUT U CAME IN, MET US LAUGHING AND FELT WE WERE IN A GOSSIP. So much for playing the fool. .if u leave, never come back. I'm sick of ur sugarcoated- lying- brokeass. Take care! |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by mykali(m): 11:56am On Sep 11, 2008 |
story of my life. |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by dani1luv: 11:59am On Sep 11, 2008 |
POOR SAMMI |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
mykali darling, can u take me shopping? |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:11pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
e go soon begin dey mumu, because dem call am darling, Oya make we dey look |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 12:13pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Sup dude? |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:15pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
lunch, my guy |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:16pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Cbase cease noise dia! e konsain u? just mechi onue |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 12:19pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Na wah o!why u dey cover d guy?cbase dey play d guy package,abi na bad thing? |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:31pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
ask am abeg, |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:36pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
2 against one, shame on u guys. . as for u cbase, meet me at the backyard |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 12:38pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Wetin dey hapen 4 backyrd? |
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