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Hon Patrick by justphillips(m): 9:26pm On Nov 14, 2012
hon Patrick obahaigbon walked into a petrol station in his sleek,state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick:Guy give me a full tank(in benin language)

Akpors:I only speak English,sir

Patrick: OK brother, good morning.I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile.Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.

Akpors COLLAPSED
Re: Hon Patrick by waleadex(m): 10:38pm On Nov 15, 2012
Nice

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