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The First 419 by smartshotz(m): 1:57pm On Apr 20, 2006
One day Jesus and his disciples went to preach but they left peter. Jesus told peter to buy some chickens and fry them. So when peter bought he was frying itd and after frying he said "let me taste this for My lord will not like a bad dish" after tasting he he said let me take another bite after tasting and tasing, he ate 4 chiken laps. When Jesus came back they distrubuted the laps. Jesus now said where is the remaining 4 laps my self and and some diciples have not eaten. peter pronouced "Master when i got to the market i saw chickens withn only one lap. Jesus disagreed and then decided to visit the market. When they got there (in the cold wether) they saw chickens with standing on one leg Jesus now said "My Father never created chickens with one leg" he decided to chase them ( to check for the legs) when he chased them peter pronounced Master Master Master you have made chikens with one leg have two legs glory be to God. And he got away with it
Re: The First 419 by Free(f): 2:42pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: The First 419 by diddy4(m): 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2006
resign from posting you.
Re: The First 419 by dabby(f): 12:57pm On Sep 11, 2007
angry
Re: The First 419 by ioday(f): 2:15pm On Sep 11, 2007
grin grin grin
so so miracle Jesus dey do singing
Re: The First 419 by osholey(m): 2:58pm On Sep 11, 2007
There is no homour there
Re: The First 419 by Franknerd(m): 8:07pm On Sep 11, 2007
@ poster

U better get a life!
Re: The First 419 by Nobody: 8:47pm On Sep 11, 2007
hey. go easy on the guy. tasteless joke, but some people have a weird sense of humour.
Re: The First 419 by mimiko(f): 10:43pm On Sep 11, 2007
i think its really funny nice one cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The First 419 by MEGASTAR2(m): 9:41am On Sep 12, 2007
Dry joke
Re: The First 419 by Nobody: 9:47am On Sep 12, 2007
grin very funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The First 419 by Modups1(f): 4:17pm On Sep 12, 2007
dis so called "joke" is ridiculous & blasphemous angry
Re: The First 419 by freezy(m): 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2007
GET A LIFE!
Re: The First 419 by clemcykul(f): 10:34am On Sep 13, 2007
JESUS CHRIST IS NO FOOL! YOU ARE A FOOL FOR LEETING THE DEVIL DECEIVE INTO POSTING SUCH BLASPHEMOUS JOKE angry angry angry angry
KINDLY TAKE THIS JOKE TO HELLLLL angry angry angry angry
Re: The First 419 by Nobody: 7:34pm On Sep 20, 2007
@clemcykul
its only a joke dude
grin
Re: The First 419 by Migines(m): 7:53pm On Sep 20, 2007
Its not only a joke considering d gravity.
Re: The First 419 by ituen(m): 9:16pm On Sep 20, 2007
dont worry,

wen time reach, the poster go face panel of heavenly beings
Re: The First 419 by thesage(m): 1:36am On Sep 26, 2007
you owe everyone that read your poor excuse for a joke an apology angry angry angry
Re: The First 419 by ituen(m): 3:06am On Sep 26, 2007
make una no crucify am
Re: The First 419 by Nobody: 10:53am On Sep 26, 2007
every is claiming pius cus Jesus was in the joke,get a grip the guy never meant any harm, just encourage him (he who is without sin cast the first, , )
Re: The First 419 by brimbrack(m): 7:27am On Sep 27, 2007
@ poster
1. the topic has no relationship with your post.
2. it is not funny
3. it is blasphemous
4. u have no sense of humor
5. u need to get a life
6. improve your grammar, (it currently sucks).
Re: The First 419 by skypower(f): 8:49am On Sep 27, 2007
If u think its all a joke then put Mohammed instead of Jesus and wait for the result.
It not funny at all. May God forgive u.(amen)
Re: The First 419 by kingdons(m): 9:50am On Sep 27, 2007
Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b]
Re: The First 419 by otuwe(f): 12:15pm On Sep 27, 2007
kingdons:

Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b]

WORD!!!!


I was actually abt 2 laff at d funny joke then i started seeing the comments and suddenly the joke turned bitter

this is a typical example of kettle calling pot black. you feel he insulted Christ and the only way to tell him was to insult him so wats the difference b.t.w u and him
Re: The First 419 by excel12(m): 12:49pm On Sep 27, 2007
Mr Poster,

I am ashamed of you.Your joke i so dry,

It would have been funny if the story is well told.

The flow is not just there,
Re: The First 419 by ioday(f): 1:16pm On Sep 27, 2007
SOME people's sense of humor needs to be flexed.

The guy just posted a gud joke. I just love it

As for me, i'm still singing O

So so miracle Jesus dey do singing
So so miracle Jesus dey do
He butter my bread and sugar my tea O
So so miracle Jesus dey do
Re: The First 419 by confiritch(m): 10:41am On Oct 16, 2007
My prayer is that GOD will deliver you and forgive you for the blasfemy.
Re: The First 419 by ratiken(m): 3:17pm On Oct 17, 2007
na wa
Re: The First 419 by topeteadr(m): 10:55am On Oct 18, 2007
You guys can't blame him. He has been give a post in hell fire.
Re: The First 419 by ploduwa(m): 1:40pm On Oct 19, 2007
[color=#000099][/color]Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b]


Re: The First 419 by topeteadr(m): 12:53am On Oct 20, 2007
@poludwa you are taking the footstep's of my younger sis, it ain't doing your ass any good. And i assure you it woun't get you anywhere.
Re: The First 419 by ploduwa(m): 10:26am On Oct 20, 2007
you sound much like bad news, what's she done now, stole you guy? Tell me who she at once, i am sure I'll like her steps anyhow.
Anyway, say what you like but I am warning you, do not start another battle. Man J. has said "it is finished"

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