Cbase hired a new secretary.
She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his trouser zipper was open.
While leaving the room, she courteously said,
"Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open."
He did not understand her remark,
but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Lysaa,
when you saw my barracks door open this morning,
did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,
"Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled soldier, sitting on two duffel bags!"

LMAO! very funny.

good one

lmao

Chineke God SAM, if i catch u , My soldier boy dey kampe oo

crank that soldier boy

**begins Cranking to the right and left**

my soldier boy dey Kampe ooo
watching waiting for action ooo
now watch me crank dat

parade officer.

all halt. .1,2!!

lysaa, how u dey? i don miss u die

heard it b4 bt still nice

spenchuks darling i'm fine

bn looking all over for ya

lysaaaaaaaaaaa is dat u?

kini big deal?

@lysaa
i've been on and off recently like mtn service
but as the saying goes . . .
[b]absence makes the heart grow fonder[/b]

@ romade
what do u mean? amebo

@cbase
good question my guy.
no big deal

very stale and a remix!

i don't like absence naw  

u should be there when i need u. .  

Ignores romade and walks out

dont worry, i will always be there for u.
whenever, wherever or however. . .
infact, ur wish is my commandment

funi!!!

Moyola:

funi!!!

na ur sourname be dat

yeah mon. .I like that

thanks dear

ure welkum

lysaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u walked out on me cos of sum1 who cant spell his name, mama go hia

clemcy, return my thanks and kiss, its not for u.
its for the special one

@ romade
how d thing dey do u na.
how u go dey drink panadol for another person headache

spenchuks:

na your sourname be that

doz it seem lyk?!!!




Hey lysaa!!!

@romade
see this babe o  

I know u before? i walked out cos i dont talk to starngers  

why is everybody greeting lysaa here?

lysaa where are u?
lysaa we missed you?
as if you people dont know where she went.

@ post

i always new that Cbase was an impotent whimp, but did u have to expose it out to everyone on his birthday

his birthday was yesterday not today.
thats why i saved this for today.

Oh someone looking for me?

Bn shopping with my chan sister MoYo.

Loaded sisters for life!

Sammy hi. . whats good with the friday?

all is good thanks