Photo:Governor Uduaghan Inspects The New Ultra Modern Nana Pry School

SOURCE: http://www.varpal.com/blog/708/photo-governor-uduaghan-inspects-the-new-ultra-modern-nana-pry-school/

He needs to pay more attention to the ultra sticking out tommy. A living "action" governor is better than a dead one.

This My Governor sef na wa ooooo. He just resemble Tipper Driver......
Where the pictures of the school??

That huge gut was specially cultivated by His Excellency, for use as a homing device to lure over cash-hungry Nigerian women of variable virtue, since in many African cultures, body lard is still regarded as an indication of wealth and conspicuous consumption. The impressive development of His Excellency's Buffalo Neck is the result of long sessions hoisting heavy military presses in the gym, unlike that all-conquering Blubber Gut, which was earned the old fashioned way, by dedicated gluttony and alcoholism.

Even the Chinese respect the virtue of fat, for one of their old sayings is as follows: "If your face is swollen from taking a hard beating, smile and pretend to be a fat man."

Ultra-modern. . .
I love the terminology!

Nigerian governors and their use of 'ultra-modern'. Do they even understand what modern in this age means, not to talk of ultra-modern. If you go to that school now, they may not have a standard labs, gym, functional restrooms and or quality staff. But because its new and freshly painted, probably with Uduaghan's name boldly written on the wall/fence, it will be termed ultra-modern. It is well with this my country