I should be like 3 to 4 years old then, me and my 5 and 6 friend ik, asked a carpenter who works in our new building to buy us biscuit in the morning as he came for work, he said he had no money. but later in the evening he called us and bought us biscuits and soft drinks. 'How did u get the money uncle Chinedu?' we asked, he said we just finished the work my dad gave him to do and now he has money. Wow! really? so if we work we can get money too and buy biscuits? 'Yes off course' Chinedu said, but didn't tell us that he was paid by my dad. We just understood than when one work, he/she just get cash just like that . So the very next morning me and ik entered our uncompleted building and started working as we see the bricklayers and carpenters do, carrying planks and doing as much as we could with out small hands. We worked for about an hour when ik asked for us to check our pockets to see if money has entered . you can imagine that, uncle chinedu didn't tell us that you get paid after work, so we thought that money will just appear inside your pocket once you work. so we kept checking our pockets and nothing came in , i suggested that we do more work and open our pockets wide so that something can come in. it was our launch call from my mum that took us out of there oh!.. o boy, when my elder brother heard the story he nearly laughed his tongue out . so, share if you've done anything crazier

Lucky you!
I lived in with CAPTAIN VON TRAPP!
I wasn't given much of a chance to 'act a fool'! You are lucky to see 'outside' with a dad that never left the house after 6PM!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXn1pSsYkg

Lemme just say I only gained my freedom when I entered the University.
My craziness only began then. . .


Oh yeah! Ever tried allowing your 'pet dog' suck you while on your period?
I think I was 14 or so!

ALLOW OUR DOG TO LICK MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT? MILITIA LOGAN!
My sister confessed she did the same thing too!
MY MOTHER ALMOST FAINTED WHEN WE TOLD HER!
It must be in the genes!

A-S-A-W-A-N-A!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA968Xwl8yg

From funny to sick in the same thread.. Imagine that

SniperInADiaper: From funny to sick in the same thread.. Imagine that

I swear that Lasinoh chick is something else. I've never met that kinda human being in my life.

In NL you have the good,the bad and the ugly.

afam4eva:
I swear that Lasinoh chick is something else. I've never met that kinda human being in my life.

Truckpusher: In NL you have the good,the bad and the ugly.

And the awesome

@topic I accidently shot a hole in the boot of my fathers car. I thought I was going to die.

Hmmmmmmmm!Hmmmmmmmm!Hmmmmmmm!
Watsup y'awl!

afam4eva:
I swear that Lasinoh chick is something else. I've [size=20pt]never[/size]met that kinda human being in my life.

Pray that you 'D-U-N-N-T'!

Have we really 'met'?
Wazzzzn't 'memorable' for me o.
Like all the 'others'!S-U-C-K-E-D!

Empty pockets and 'foul' breaths too!

No 'IGBO' ones though. . . I save 'em for marriage. They DUN make good playmates! Only manageble husbands.