A young soldier who was on a twenty four-hour pass went to a dance in
club and there met an attractive young woman. As they danced, he kept
making passes at her but without much result. Finally, he said,
"Look sweetheart, I really go for you in a big way. But I don't have much time. I
have to be back in the morning. I'd sure like to speed things up between us."
"But I am dancing as fast as I can" she protested wide-eyed.

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