@All, thanks for taking ime out to read. Happy to make anyone happy.

Lolz, na wa for some of una o. Una dey Nairaland for inside Church. If pastor come start deliverance for your head, no call my name o! I no know, I no follow!

Hilarious!

Abeg make u go publish book abi na novel dem dey call am ,I swear the thing go sell well well , all my throat don dry and belle don dey pain me as I don laugh tire, people dey look me like say this one don craze finish , keep it up bro , sky's the limit

Lol. @ OP ur user name. SMH. "Bankai for buyakuya ickikuchi". Anyways ur write up is MAD!! I was practically sleep'n when I 1st started read'n dis, d story woke me up fully bro. Nice1

Dat was awesome. Easy to read. Nice flow. Buh, you could do with a little editing. Have u heard of YAN?

Uniquexty: Dat was awesome. Easy to read. Nice flow. Buh, you could do with a little editing. Have u heard of YAN?

Actually I have, someone told me about it but was like it wasn't stable yet and he would inform me when the group was all good and dandy but i've not heard from him since then. What's it about?

Ayaf died! Laff don burst my belle.
Op, u succeeded in painting the mental pix in my head. I can almost imagine the frustration in the guy's face when his neighbour kept distracting him with demand for answers. Cant stop laughing! Nice story! Kudos.

Na wa for u o, u wan kill me wit laff?

u see what u caused they are conducting delivarance 4 me cos of d way i was laughing in d church. Keep it up nice piece.

Men, this is a topnotch write up.... U totally made my day, can't stop laughing... Nice one @op... U̶̲̥̅̊ shud consider writing a novel...

I'm tired of laffing o!
I laff so te, I dial Boko Haram customer care number...
Guy, if truly this write-up is yours, you deserve an award. It simple to read and reflects what people faced as teenagers.
Try and make it broad, so that you can H̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊vє̲̣̥ it published as a novel.
I bet you the "sky is your springboard."
But if the write-up is not yours, I say "BIIIG" THANK YOU for bringing it to N/land. God bless you. You've made my day colorful.
Thumbs up my Brother...

U 2 try abeg, dis is 1 of d best article i've seen in #land

Guy, u've succeeded in killing with laughter. U've made my day, infact u deserve national honour(s) 4 causing us 2 laugh despite all negative things that have been ''visiting'' us in this country. I stil dey laugh

Am I surprised? No!op never fails to deliver.what can I say,keep it up! and thank you.

Tinkybabe: Am I surprised? No!op never fails to deliver.what can I say,keep it up! and thank you.

Thanks! I blusheth!!!

rodeo0070: I'm tired of laffing o!
I laff so te, I dial Boko Haram customer care number...
Guy, if truly this write-up is yours, you deserve an award. It simple to read and reflects what people faced as teenagers.
Try and make it broad, so that you can H̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊vє̲̣̥ it published as a novel.
I bet you the "sky is your springboard."
But if the write-up is not yours, I say "BIIIG" THANK YOU for bringing it to N/land. God bless you. You've made my day colorful.
Thumbs up my Brother...

dhan_mccoy: See as I laff for church everybody turn look me. Guy take your time oh. Truely hilarious. You wrote it yourself?

Yup, I wrote this myself.

I laughed out so tey my pikin come check me to see if all is well.
Kageyoshi... U're too much. But dis tori short oh. I never knew it had ended. Thank God u see jona for d question.

Laffing hard........whatever d case, there was a Jonah ,a fish n a swallowing......nice write up man.

I love this write-up so much.. It ought to be published in the jokes sections of a major daily in Nigeria.. Nice one BRO

Lol. Jonah is a fish. Haven't u heared of Jonah Fish, just like Jelly Fish?

You made my day...thanks for this wonderful write up.

Its really great...

Rotfl. Totally Beautiful me likee.

What beats ♍γ̲̣̣̥ imagination z how Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ had an f9 in english,if Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ cld Write sumtin ds wonderful.thumbs up.

Velounie: What beats ♍γ̲̣̣̥ imagination z how Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ had an f9 in english,if Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ cld Write sumtin ds wonderful.thumbs up.

Ha! I no get f9 for school o! (except in Yoruba) Iswear, I no get f9 o! Ma koba mi o! Joor o!

what a laugh! I yam kukuma cry from laughin. I yam dies. LNGKMT

Am laughin so hard rite nw
Nw dis is jst cray mehn! Dnt stop bro...totally feelin you

continue na

Nice write-up, i couldn't help laughing. Pls, do you publish your work? If yes give us the name(s) of the books. We need people like you in this country to change it (Nigeria) for the better with this type of contribution In their little way.

Wow! What an interesting story. I think you have a career in writing. Enjoyed it. Is there a continuation?

I laffff so tey my room mate rush wit faer go call fellow lodge mates... Say i don go Nutz by dis tym of d nyt...... Bro tnx 4 makin ma nyt.. Hope i wont 4get all wat i av read against 2mao's exam....... Nice one bro